[[So,
after this, Richezza took it upon himself to test if Kamui truly was afraid of penises or not. After doing a little detective work, Richezza found out where Kamui was staying.
Then he went to the raunchiest, dirtiest parts of the ship and bought as many cheap dildos (and the occasional phallic fruit, like carrots and zucchini. Oh, and a salami or two!) that he could.
In room 4-3, Richezza is hanging up dildos and fruit and meat from the ceiling, as well as putting them everywhere he can. Inside the fridge, in people's shoes, in their birthday wigs (whatever those are), and in the cupboards.
The guide comes on just as he sticks the last dildo in a corner. Initially, he doesn't quite realize. He starts heading towards the door when he notices the little red light is on.
And he fucking books it out the door, running down the hallway, laughing his ass off.]]
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...!
{{OOC: If the parental filter is on, then the dildos/fruit/meat look like little martini umbrellas. Also I apologize for anyone who is offended by dildos}}