Nov 04, 2010 02:33
[The Guide clicks on when it's jarred by something. The view is of Naruto sitting on the couch. Lo and behold, he's not alone! His couch partner for the evening is Uchiha Sasuke. Yes, not even joking.]
Why did that explode?
BECAUSE... IT WAS AWESOME.
... That doesn't mean it should explode.
Shuddap, I can't hear the... explosions.
...
[Naruto lifts a piece of pizza and finishes it off, stuffing it into his mouth as he leans forward over the Guide to get a better view of the television. Yes. They're watching a movie together! He looks so into this. Sasuke, on the other hand, looks bored as hell... like usual. Reaching forward, the Uchiha Avenger grabs a piece of pizza from off screen; Naruto does as well.]
This is so cool...
[Neither of them seem to notice that their new pieces of pizza are connected in the middle by a long line of melted cheese. Naruto's eyes remain focused forward as he starts nomming on the long line of cheese, following it sideways. Sasuke too seems to actually be interested in whatever is being watched.]
[They continue to eat, moving closer and closer. Sasuke = Lady and Naruto = The Tramp :I ]
[Sasuke catches himself first and kind of looks towards Naruto. It's at this moment that Sasuke's cat, who really hates Naruto, decides to launch a surprise attack on the blond. It leaps from the back of the couch, in perfect view of the Guide's camera, and forces Naruto forward almost into a big wet smooch. Luckily, Sasuke dodges and Naruto just ends up tumbling into the floor.]
... THE HELL IS WITH YOUR CAT? Wait... what... was...
Wasn't once enough for you?
[The comment seems to hit a nerve with Naruto. He growls and comes from under the view of the Guide and lunges at Sasuke with his hands out.]
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN BRING THAT UP!??!
[His leg comes up and kicks the table the Guide is on, causing it to fall from the table and shut off.]
[And if your new FlamingFerret filter is working, kiddies, all you see during all of this is two teddy bears hugging with rainbows in the background and happy singing.]
[ooc; If you can't get the color coding you should be whipped :I ]
uzumaki naruto,
uchiha sasuke