badou ☆ NAILS; tie me up with jackets & fumigate my room it smells like socks & tastes like schnapps

[nicotine_patch]

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[the feed is jarred on, and 25% of it is obscured by the tackiest, dingiest faux-fur you have ever seen in your entire life - most refugees might be able to identify it as the fuzzy underside of a certain species of sewage-dwelling alien OR the ever-present shitty tranny coat of (1) Badou Nails

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[ineuphony]

[Oh....ew.]

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[ineuphony]

...

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[ineuphony]

... You should lie down.

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[nicotine_patch]

Don' tell me whadda do. I know what I'm -

[BARFS MORE]

[THAT POOR CRISPER]

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[ineuphony]

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Go lie down now.

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[nicotine_patch]

[KEEPS HIS HEAD IN THE VEGGIE DRAWER]

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[ineuphony]

Please tell me someone is taking care of you.

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[nicotine_patch]

YEAH FUCKIN' RIGHT!

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[ineuphony]

Want me to call a doctor? Do you want me to come over and help you?

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[nicotine_patch]

[SNIFF]

[HUNCHES UP]

[squelch]

...I wanna new pair'a pants...

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[ineuphony]

What's your size? I'll buy you a pair.

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[nicotine_patch]

Size...?

...Tall an' no ass.

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[ineuphony]

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I'll just buy a few and you can try them on. If they don't fit, I can always send them back. Or give it to someone else.