romeo and juliet - on a balcony they met [video]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Good lord, is this thing even on -

[there's a pause as Renge shakes her guide, ad a large thunk as she slams it down onto the desk of her room

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[action] it's like the best room ever

[sturmnbatarangs]

[So, Renge. He could find so, so many things that are wrong with what you just said.]

I'm in my eighties, actually.

[Also, fun fact? You probably had absolutely no idea he was anywhere near you before he spoke up. THEM'S THE BREAKS HOPE YOU HAVE FUN LIVING WITH BATMAN.]

[action] they're all so fucked.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[she screams and jumps, whirling around in her chair and gaping at him for several long moments before making a face.]

...Well...

...I was talking about the other two. And estimating with you. [LIES. BUT DAMN MAN YOU LOOK GOOD FOR YOUR AGE. THE AGE OF RECEDING HAIR LINES AND SAGGY, HAIRY BALLS.]

Re: [action] sob it's fantastic

[sturmnbatarangs]

[Yeah, he tends to do that. He isn't planning on stopping.]

Hm. I don't think you're on the mark with any of us.

[IT'S THE FUTUUUUURE~]

Do you mind dogs?

[PROTIP: even if you don't, the dog is still staying :|]

Re: [action] i see roomie fights in the future. over dishes and cloths and the like

[ukidoki_orgasm]

S - shut up! I was close! Sorta!

...Is it a friendly dog? I like fluffy, friendly dogs...

Re: [action] /batman ignores all of you in favor of solving crime WHAT NOW

[sturmnbatarangs]

Not particularly.

Re: [action] JERK

[ukidoki_orgasm]

...Oh. Well.

Not fluffy and cute, or not friendly.

Re: [action] at least he's... quiet? ...ish...

[sturmnbatarangs]

Neither, actually. He won't bother you if you don't bother him.

Re: [action] ...that's a plus. she's not.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

...Can I get a dog, too?

[because, hell, if he can have one so can she!]

[not that she really knows why she's asking his permission. she just is.]

Re: [action] he hates everything already B|

[sturmnbatarangs]

If you want to risk yours being attacked.

[NO DOGS UNLESS THEY WERE RESCUED FROM DOG FIGHTS AND/OR SAVED YOUR LIFE IN THE PAST. House rules. As of right now.]

Re: [action] sucks to be you OLD MAN

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[she's making a rather comical D888888 face]

W - what!? I - no! No, it'll stay in my room.

[RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN. EXCEPT THAT ONE RULE THAT STATES IF IT'S BEEN THROUGH OF, THERE'S BEEN PORN WRITTEN ABOUT IT.]

Re: [action] it's not his fault he's stuck in the mystery room B[

[sturmnbatarangs]

As I said, if you want to risk it. He doesn't do well with other dogs. Or people.

[THAT RULE SHOULD BE BROKEN MOST OF ALL.]

Re: [action] it's crayola's fault because crayola said so

[ukidoki_orgasm]

...I'm gonna be very mad if your dog eats my dog.

[BULLSHIT.]

Re: [action] yeah >B[

[sturmnbatarangs]

Good thing you don't have a dog, then.

[DO YOU REALLY WANT THIS RULE TO APPLY TO HIM. REALLY.]

Re: [action] yeah >B[

[ukidoki_orgasm]

....I'm gonna get a dog.

[and just watch as their dogs fall in lovelove and have moe baby mutts.]

[AND NO. OH GOD. MY EYES. HAIRY MAN BALLS. SAGGY MAN BOOBS. MY EEEEEEEEEYES! /breaks rule with a hammer =]

Re: [action] yeah >B[

[sturmnbatarangs]

[If by "lovelove" you mean "no seriously this dog will cut yours" and "moe baby mutts" you mean "vicious one-sided fights," then yes!!!]

Then I'll make sure mine stays in my room.

[EXACTLY]

Re: [action] yeah >B[

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[that's exactly what I meant.]

Agreed. Let's shake on it.

[she spits into her hand and offers it to him.]

[...SHUT UP ALL THE ELEMENTARY BOYS DID IT.]