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[vivalavespa]

Maaaan, cutting hair is so boring. All I do is snip snip hair-dry and wait for the scream. But whatever, it pays. But thanks to those rabbits on the moon I haven't had to pay for dinner for a while.

All riiiight. (¬≥⌂≤)⁄΅♪

Emoticons are fun.

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Hahaha~

Comments

[yellow_snakeyes]

Do they scream every time?

[vivalavespa]

Only on good days. Sometimes they cry.

[yellow_snakeyes]

Which do you prefer?

[vivalavespa]

Both, screams first though. It's not as funny when they start sobbing right away.

[homuncuprince]

Screaming? Screaming for what?

（　ﾟ Дﾟ）

[vivalavespa]

Their mother... their lawyer. It depends.

(ʘ_ʘ)

[homuncuprince]

Oh my...

(*￣m￣)

[vivalavespa]

S'fine. Hair grows back, you know? And I made the cuts nice~

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[jimnotjimbo]

Your hair cuts are ridiculous. I'm not getting another one.

[vivalavespa]

It's art.

[jimnotjimbo]

It's not really to my taste.

[vivalavespa]

It was free.

[virulentfacade]

Is your brain fully functional?

[vivalavespa]

Why yes, it is a nice day. The solar system is currently experiencing a rather diabolical eclipse.

[virulentfacade]

So you are an idiot.

[vivalavespa]

Or just messing with you.

[wisdomofagod]

That isn't very good customer service.

[vivalavespa]

The boss hasn't said anything to me yet! I think it works.

[wisdomofagod]

Or they're scared to report you.

[vivalavespa]

... I think it works.