diamond dogs gone wrong | accidental video post | backdated to before the school festival
[The guide turns on to show Renge's room. It's hard to tell at the beginning because every chair, table and furniture is covered with, boas, hats, corsets, high hells shoes and shiny clothes. Brittany is in a seat playing with a boa while Renge and Kurt are sitting on the bed. Renge behind Kurt and muttering mutinously to herself as she pulls almost violently on the strings of a leather corset she's trying to get laced up properly around his midsection.]
[finally, with an almighty sigh, the brunette gives up for a second, sighs and peers around to attract her cohort's attention.]
Kuuuuuuurt! [oh that's a whine.] I can't get it to fit! This - there's something wrong with this one, too! [Before he can reply, Brittany interject.]
That's 'cause he's still breathing. Air makes you fatter, you know.
[Kurt stares at her for some minutes, raise a brow and decides that is better not to ask.] They can't be all wrong, Renge. And I can barely breath, mind you. If Shishi needs to sigh wearing this it needs to be loose.
[Renge's still staring at Brittany with a look of 'OH GOD WHY HER' on her face, but then returns to glowering at the corset and pulling on the strings all the more violently!] Wrong! Wrong, they're all wrong! This is infuriating! And difficult! And - oh, I simply hate working with leather! This play better be worth it or so help me -
[oh. amidst her ranting, someone spotted the guide and sort of just stares at it for a second. the whole network saw them in their...well, it's not really a state of undress or anything, but it is a fail at words on Brittany's part, dressing on Renge's part, and lack of not breathing on Kurt's. tsk. tsk. just staring.]
A - ack!! NO! Wh - which of you turned that one!? We're no where near ready for our costumes to be showcased and -
[Renge whirls on the other two before launching over the bed and scrambling toward the Guide. Brittany gets distracted by the feather boa which seems to have tied her up and Kurt, unbalanced by Renge's presence behind him, falls over rather painfully.]
[the last thing you see is Renge's midsection and the last thing you hear is Kurt shouting: ] Come see our performance of the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the school festival and - [-before the guide turns off with a 'bleep']
[feed terminated]
[finally, with an almighty sigh, the brunette gives up for a second, sighs and peers around to attract her cohort's attention.]
Kuuuuuuurt! [oh that's a whine.] I can't get it to fit! This - there's something wrong with this one, too! [Before he can reply, Brittany interject.]
That's 'cause he's still breathing. Air makes you fatter, you know.
[Kurt stares at her for some minutes, raise a brow and decides that is better not to ask.] They can't be all wrong, Renge. And I can barely breath, mind you. If Shishi needs to sigh wearing this it needs to be loose.
[Renge's still staring at Brittany with a look of 'OH GOD WHY HER' on her face, but then returns to glowering at the corset and pulling on the strings all the more violently!] Wrong! Wrong, they're all wrong! This is infuriating! And difficult! And - oh, I simply hate working with leather! This play better be worth it or so help me -
[oh. amidst her ranting, someone spotted the guide and sort of just stares at it for a second. the whole network saw them in their...well, it's not really a state of undress or anything, but it is a fail at words on Brittany's part, dressing on Renge's part, and lack of not breathing on Kurt's. tsk. tsk. just staring.]
A - ack!! NO! Wh - which of you turned that one!? We're no where near ready for our costumes to be showcased and -
[Renge whirls on the other two before launching over the bed and scrambling toward the Guide. Brittany gets distracted by the feather boa which seems to have tied her up and Kurt, unbalanced by Renge's presence behind him, falls over rather painfully.]
[the last thing you see is Renge's midsection and the last thing you hear is Kurt shouting: ] Come see our performance of the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the school festival and - [-before the guide turns off with a 'bleep']
[feed terminated]