Katsura ☂ Kotarou ❝fainting is the coward's way out❞

[itsnotzura]

[►VIDEO post]

[have Shinpachi in a suit, and Katsura in what appears to be a cheongsam, with a feather boa]

...Th-this is getting really bad, Katsura-san!...

Team Dr*gon Qu*st cannot afford to lose this fight. Our debt is too great to turn back now! Shinpachi-dono, I am out of Rare Candy laxatives, you must let your secret attack fly!WHY AM I IN

Comments

[hasdiedtwice]

Nice costumes.

[pattan]

I USED A SUPER COMBO ON AN INNOCENT POKEMON!!!!

[hasdiedtwice]

O... kay. I think they have therapy for that. [ SO BAFFLED. ]

[pattan]

THERE'S NO LEVEL OF THERAPY FOR THAT!!

WHAT WAS I THINKING?!

FIGHTING MOVES ON A NORMAL TYPE?!

I COULD HAVE KILLED IT!!!

[hasdiedtwice]

If it's any consolation, it doesn't look dead. Just, you know, traumatised.

[pattan]

IT FAINTED!!!

[hasdiedtwice]

Isn't that what they usually do? [ From the very little she knows about Pokemon, anyway. ]

[pattan]

IT'S TRAINER WILL WHITE OUT!

HE'LL LOSE HALF OF HIS MONEY!!

IT'S LIKE AN INDIRECT MUGGING!!

[hasdiedtwice]

[ Snort. ] Where does the money go? Poof?

[pattan]

I BET THAT BASTARD BILL TAKES IT!!

IT'S A POKE-CONSPIRACY!!!

[hasdiedtwice]

... I'm surprised you haven't burst a blood vessel yet, Pokemon punching guy. Very impressive.

[pattan]

NO!! DON'T CALL ME THAT!!

I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE ANYONE'S FIRST IMPRESSION OF ME!!!

[hasdiedtwice]

You might be too late for that. The first impression is pretty much got.

[pattan]

I'M NOT A CLEFAIRY CLUBBER!!!

[hasdiedtwice]

Really? 'Cause it looks to me like that's a good description. [ Sorry, she's totally teasing now 8( ] It even has alliteration. Clefairy Clubber.

[itsnotzura]

They are not costumes. We are not suspicious people.