[TEXT] We already have a character with fatal anime blood coughing disease!!

[a_bad_egg]

To the mysterious someone who left a 3 foot puddle of blood in the middle of the kitchen floor:

Get a mop and clean it up right now you lazy Yato slob.

~Tae-chan ✿

PS: We're out of milk, buy some before you come home, you owe me for making you lunch this week.

Comments

[Text] god this is horrible

[dreamandlaugh]

Dear Tae-chan,

It sounds as if our Amanto friend has hit another milestone in his life. I will be sending Midol and some pads over soon.

-Sakamoto Tatsuma

Re: [Text] I think you mean amazing

[a_bad_egg]

Dear Sakamoto-san,

That would be lovely! You can leave them on his bed. ♥

Tae-chan.

Re: [Text] sobbb whyyyyy is it this way

[dreamandlaugh]

Dear Tae-chan,

I cannot intrude on his privacy during such a delicate time in his life, especially when I don't understand what he's going through.

Love~
-Sakamoto Tatsuma

Re: [Text] because iluuuuuu also NINJA EDIT

[a_bad_egg]

Dear Sakamoto-san,

That is no problem. He is not here right now.

Also I have already read his diary. It is only ramblings about food.

Please do not say love, or I will feed you your shoes,
Tae-chan.

Re: [Text] /blush and YAY EDIT

[dreamandlaugh]

Dear Tae-chan,

Then it is worse than we thought at first. The changes in his body has ruined his self-image. Food is all that matters. He could even be suffering from some dangerous eating disorder.

Yours~
-Sakamoto Tatsuma

Re: [Text] /blush and YAY EDIT

[umbrelladouche]

Dear you,

I know where you sleep. Don't make me come over there.

~Kamui

Re: [Text]

[dreamandlaugh]

Dear Sir or Madam,

The Guide you're trying to reach is unavailable.

Re: [Text] /FORWARDS SPAM MAIL

[umbrelladouche]

you have been hit by :

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

THIS IS A SEXYY TRUCK IF U RECIEVE THIS IT MEANS UR FUCKIN SEXY.... IF U GET THIS BACK UR EVEN SEXIERR...SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE....IF U BREAK THIS YOU AINT' SEXY FOR SHIT.

Re: [Text] /counters

[dreamandlaugh]

A man endowed with a 7 - 8" hammer is simply

better equipped than a man with a 5 - 6" hammer.

Would you rather have
more than enough to get the job done or fallvery short. It's totally up to you. Our Methods are guaranteed to increase your size by 1 - 3"

Re: [Text] /counters better

[umbrelladouche]

Re: [Text] /B] WHOO ps edit again I am a dumbdumb

[a_bad_egg]

Dear Sakamoto-san,

That is fine, as he continues to eat plenty and the only thing in the toilet is his stinky Yato [CENSORED].

You are not mine and you never will be,
Tae-chan.

Re: [Text] /B] HAHAH i missed it twice sobbb

[dreamandlaugh]

Dear Tae-chan,

Then we at least know his digestive system is still working. Perhaps we can salvage this situation with a well-time intervention of family and friends who write lists of why they love our Amanto friend in order to get him to give up his self-destructive habits.

XOXOX~
-Sakamoto Tatsuma

Re: [Text] /B] ffff /pet

[a_bad_egg]

Dear Sakamoto-san,

I do not believe his family are here to intervene. Perhaps you could write Umibouzu-san?

He also does not have any friends.

I will crush you,
Tae-chan.

Re: [Text] /B] MY TURN TO EDIT Ahhhh

[dreamandlaugh]

Dear Tae-chan,

I don't have a pen or paper.

No wonder he has self-image issues. Having no friends is a harsh fate for one going through such a delicate phase.

Onward and upward~
-Sakamoto Tatsuma

Re: [Text] /B] WHEEEEE EDITS

[a_bad_egg]

Dear Sakamoto-san.

I'm sure you can find one somewhere.

He'll deal.

Put it back in your pants.
Tae-chan.

Re: [Text] /B] it's an edit fest all up in here wat is this

[dreamandlaugh]

Dear Tae-chan,

But what if I can't?

He should not be alone in this trying time. We should find someone to comfort him.

Not it!

May the force be with you,
-Sakamoto Tatsuma