004 ▶ video ( take your love and turn it into obscenity )
Huh? Oh, right, this thing.
（ is all denmark says when he uncovers his guide from the bottom of a pile of dirty, tacky clothing. he's given up on fashion at least for now, and is back in his usual clothes, although minus the coat and with the vest unbuttoned. so immodest! he blinks down at it, then picks it up. ）
Guess what? I get to be the star of Hamlet! （ or so he automatically assumes! ） But otherwise, I'm really, really bored! Actually, as far as English literature goes, Beowulf is way better!
Hey! Instead of doing Hamlet, lets do "Hamlet Meets Beowulf!" Hamlet starts crying and acting un-Danish, so Beowulf rips his arm off, kills his mom, and then me and Nor get married in the end!
（ is all denmark says when he uncovers his guide from the bottom of a pile of dirty, tacky clothing. he's given up on fashion at least for now, and is back in his usual clothes, although minus the coat and with the vest unbuttoned. so immodest! he blinks down at it, then picks it up. ）
Guess what? I get to be the star of Hamlet! （ or so he automatically assumes! ） But otherwise, I'm really, really bored! Actually, as far as English literature goes, Beowulf is way better!
Hey! Instead of doing Hamlet, lets do "Hamlet Meets Beowulf!" Hamlet starts crying and acting un-Danish, so Beowulf rips his arm off, kills his mom, and then me and Nor get married in the end!