&004 [Video] Wild Kingdom

[sitsinarmor]

[The feed turns on to show off Martel and Dorochet sparring in one of the training rooms available to the refugees. So far it's hand to hand and it's friendly.

Up until Martel ducks under Dorochet's arm and punches him right in the face.]

Why's it always gotta me my goddamn face? I can handle a stomach shot, just so y'know!!

It's just such a great

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[Action]

[normalwhispered]

Oi, Martel, you're not pullin my leg or something, are ya?!

"As our viewer audience can see, the two significantly different breeds communicate through guttural noises-no longer aiming to fight each other, they've reached a mutual agreement through body language... Fascinating!"

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[sitsinarmor]

How the hell could I be doin' this?!

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[normalwhispered]

I don't know, the same way you snatched all my clothes?? You know how many credits it took to replace 'em?! I was savin' that shit!

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[sitsinarmor]

You think I can sound like-

"Their moment of truce ended after a brief moment, both have raised their hackles and now show their displeasure through spitting and growling."

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[sitsinarmor]

...Did that guy say somethin' about mating rituals?

[YEAH, SHE ONLY JUST CAUGHT THAT BIT.]

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[normalwhispered]

"When the two breeds finally do come together in their seasonal mating ceremony, the snake-cubs will undoubtedly have a hard life adapting to interplanetary space life-"

Th'fuck is wrong with him?!

WHERE IS HE?!

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[sitsinarmor]

I dunno! But when I find 'im, he's dead!

[No way in hell were there going be snake-cubs!]

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[normalwhispered]

...You don't think it has to do with that... 'TV' thing, right? You know, shows or some shit, I dunno.

"Note the discontent in the female snake-as daunting and unparalleled its often temperamental personality is, the male dog has evolved to the point where he often can't hear it."

Oi, that's not true at all!

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[sitsinarmor]

Could be...

And I ain't fuckin' temperamental.

"The snake takes advantage of the dog's good nature to test the limits of what it can do before receiving reprimand.

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[normalwhispered]

[Aimed at you, announcer-guy]

Shut up!!

[Aaaand back to Martel-]

You're so goddamned temperamental, don't kid yourself. The Devil's nest was just a big melting pot of temperamental people. Except Roa, he was always way too calm about shit.