This episode was filmed before a captive studio audience....
[The video quality seems to have deceased, with cheezy-yet-dramatic theme music behind played from seemingly nowhere]
[A door creaks open, with a red-faced Takato peering his head in. He looks around until satisfied that there's no one nearby, and stumbles into the room. We see he is dressed smartly, in a casual blue suit, and holds a gun in his hand.]
[A voice can be heard from just outside the door]
Is the coast clear?
[Takato nods, and Juri appears in the doorway wearing a very cute hunter green dress, high heels...and a bridal veil over her face.]
[CUE LAUGH TRACK]
[If possible, Takato's face gets redder. His voice is also noticeably squeaker than usual.]
J-Juri! Why are you wearing a...a...
[She motions to the headpiece]
This? It's part of my cover. We are supposed to be newlyweds, after all.
[MOAR LAUGH TRACK!]
Do you think it's here?
[He looks away to avoid passing out from all the blood rushing to his head.]
We'll find out, I-I guess...just remember, we need to be very subtle to as not to arouse suspicion!
[They sneak around the dark building, passing by the occasional book shelf or table. Takato leads, with Juri close behind.]
[A noise startles them both, and Takato's gun raises instinctively]
Who's there?! Show yourself!
[Juri sighs]
So much for being subtle.
[OMG AUDIENCE LAUGHING!]
[Generic Henchman suddenly appears, looking startled]
*gasp* Agent 86! 99!
How do you know who we are? What is is you want? Why are you here? Who do you work for?
[Generic Henchman blinks rapidly, mouth slightly open in confusion]
[LAUGHTER!]
Maybe you shouldn't ask him too many questions at once. Here, let me try...
Juri, no!
[Before he could stop her, Juri steps out from behind Takato to talk to the man...with her puppet on her hand. Smiling, she holds it up and starts moving its tiny little mouth.]
[SO MUCH PHONY LAUGHTER!]
Wan~! Hello, Mister Henchman! You've been a bad, bad man!
[The Generic Henchman takes one look at the puppet and lets out a girlish scream]
[Juri also lets out a girlish scream, accidently dropping her puppet in the process]
[Takato stares at the both trading off screams for a moment, then starts screaming too]
[CAN'T YOU HEAR THE LAUGHTER?!]
[Suddenly, Generic Henchman turns and runs away in fear.]
Wait! Come back! Mr. Puppet didn't mean it!
[Juri immediately starts running after him]
[Takato stops screaming long enough to realize that his partner just took off.]
Wait for me, Juri! I have the gun!
[LAUGHTER as he runs off-screen after them both]
...
[There is a haunting silence as the screen slowly zooms in to the abandoned puppet on the floor. It's creepy innocent expression soon fills the screen...]
[...at which point its eyes suddenly move, shifting back and forth as suspenseful music plays in the background]
DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUUUUUN~!
((ooc: Everyone's favorite not couple somehow ended up in a "Get Smart"-like sitcom. Replies can come from Takato and/or Juri.))