Tales of the Abyssman!! [Video]

Sep 30, 2010 19:48

[The video switches on to give you a bird's eye view of what appears to be a temporary stage set up in an indeterminable location. On one side stands a group of people wearing body suits and helmets after the sentai fashion - with them are a number of others who appear to be under their protection. On the other, a positively frightful man wearing a cape and glasses. Is that Jade? A heroic track swells in volume.]

Last time on "Tales of the Abyssman". After rescuing a young boy and his attendant from the clutches of darkness, our...heroes...find themselves face-to-face with none other than the Evil Fonist Edaj. What is the connection between the Evil Fonist and Abyssman's creator, Emperor Peony Upala Malkuth IX? Have they truly gained an ally in the enigmatic Abyss Silver? Will Abyssman be able to rid the world of war and injustice?

Humph! Pay attention, and you might figure it out.

...Cheagles!! Hurry up and take over the narration! I have other places to be.

M-MIEUUU!! [In appropriate fashion, Star FREAKS OUT and spews forth a fireball that ignites a random part of the scenery.]

...sorry....

[With a sigh, 'Abyss Red', clad in a matching red sentai uniform, swoops down from a ledge and lands amidst the others.]

Halt! Your evil reign ends today, Edaj!

[Jade's standing tall and proud in his Evil Fonist get up, hand outstretched in a ridiculously outlandish fashion.]

MWOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Do you honestly believe you can defeat me, Abyssman? The great and powerful Evil Fonist Edaj?!

Your attacks are mere tickles against my mighty fonic barriers! Why, I bet even without them, you couldn't land a hit!

Give up, Team Abyssman!

['Abyss Pink' is totally into this, too. She's striking a cutesy, determined pose.]

In the name of love and money, I'll punish you!

['Abyss Green' glances over at Abyss Red.] Asch...?

[A pause, then she clears her throat.]

I mean, we won't give up! We won't let you hurt anyone else.

[[OOC: Fellow Abyssians, feel free to join in the action at will! We have some plottingz happening in the cast plot thread related to this. Or just make a surprise entrance if you'd rather! LET'S HAVE FUN AND GO CRAZY! To everyone else, sit back and enjoy the show, because we're airing the entire thing. B) Any text/voice/video commentary/complaints/responses will be addressed "after" the show. ...Meaning as soon as we are able.]]

[Key: Abyss Red/Asch, Star, Evil Fonist/Jade, Abyss Pink/Anise, Abyss Green/Natalia; will add to the rainbow with many shades of many shades if necessary~ ♥]

asch the bloody

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