badou ☆ NAILS; chillin' thought of gettin' caught gives cardiac arrest time's up we better run away

[nicotine_patch]

[►ACTION&video post]

[it may have started at Little Pricks Acupuncture Salon & Body Essentials, but it definitely hasn't ended there]

HAAH! HAAH! HAAAH! HAAAAAAHHHH!

[see Badou galloping through the main strip of the mall in total terror like a newborn giraffe with a lion on it's tail

Comments

[sure action]

[princemunculus]

[jesus i just wanted to buy a new shirt and i have to stare at this shit]

[OH WELL I was bored anyway]

Re: [sure action]

[nicotine_patch]

[BARRELS PAST]

[now you are staring down the legs of this horrible monster]

[protip: you can see it's wiener]

[protip: IT'S EVEN MORE TERRIFYING]

Re: [sure action]

[princemunculus]

[OH NO]

[WHY DOES IT'S WIENER HAVE SPIKES]

[WHAT DID YOU DO TO PISS IT OFF]

Re: [sure action]

[nicotine_patch]

[SEE; THE GIANT HARPOON STICKING OUT OF IT'S BUTTHOLE]

[VIDEO]

[virulentfacade]

[oh my god he can't stop laughing]

Re: [VIDEO]

[nicotine_patch]

[WATCH HIM CRASH INTO A SUNGLASSES HUT]

[HEAR THE PAINED YOWLS OF SHARDS OF SOLARFLARE PROTECTION SHADES DIGGING INTO HIS SKIN]

Re: [VIDEO]

[virulentfacade]

[LAUGHING HARDER NFKJGNFDBHJGFD

okay no wait. he has to calm down so he can actually make fun of him]

The monster didn't take well to rejection, did it.

Re: [VIDEO]

[nicotine_patch]

[HIS GUIDE?]

[HIS GUIDE!!!]

[fumbles it out of his coat]

[shrieks into it, not even knowing who the hell is talking to him]

HELP ME! HELP ME!

I PUT IT IN THE WRONG HOLE!

action

[brothercumface]

[yes my fucking little cute little puppydog workplace afternoon date as ruined.]

[but at least this is entertaining...]

[snorting. and pondering whether she should help, read: get in the way]

Re: action

[nicotine_patch]

[KNOCKS HER THE FUCK OVER LIKE A GODDAMN ORANGE TRAFFIC CONE AT A NASCAR EVENT]

Re: action

[brothercumface]

[ajfgakusguisgkjfygsfjygksjhfg!]

[MOTHERFUCKER!]

[trips in retaliation LETS SEE A FUCKING TRAFFIC CONE DO THAT]

Re: action

[nicotine_patch]

[EATS FLOOR]

[action]

[cattyremarks]

[ Hey isn't that Macavity??

... he sure runs quickly for someone who is supposed to be dying according to all those doctor notes he brings to the set. ]

Re: [action]

[nicotine_patch]

[the monster alien has just sent a quiche hut flying at your stunned face]

Re: [action]

[cattyremarks]

[ oh motherfucker ]

[ but he has awesome reflexes so dodging that shit ]

Re: [action]

[nicotine_patch]

[does he also dodge the redhead it was aimed at]

[MOVE, BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY]

[Video]

[forgotten_pilot]

[Getting popcorn to watch this.]

Re: [Video]

[nicotine_patch]

[SCREAMING LIKE A PISS-PANTS CRYBABY LITTLE GIRL]

Re: [Video]

[forgotten_pilot]

[Oh yes, recording this justice.]