Yoho yoho

[garfieldwissuez]

I would normally not post something like this but as I can't seem to find a complete version of this online I feel the need to put it here so that other people who are looking for it might find it.

This song IS VERY DIRTY AND OFFENSIVE.


You have been warned.

I met a whore on the dock one day
Yoho, Yoho
I met a whore on the dock one day
Yoho, Yoho
I met a whore on the dock one day
She said hey sailor, you wanna lay?

Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.

I put me hand upon her toe
Yoho, Yoho
I put me hand upon her toe
Yoho, Yoho
I put me hand upon her toe,
she said hey sailor you're way to low.

Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.

I put me hand uppon her eye
Yoho, Yoho
I put me hand uppon her eye
Yoho, Yoho
I put me hand uppon her eye
She said hey sailor thats way too high.

Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.

I put me hand upon her knee
Yoho, Yoho
I put me hand upon her knee
Yoho, Yoho
I put me hand upon her knee,
she said hey sailor you're kiddin' me.

Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.

I put me hand upon her leg
Yoho, Yoho
I put me hand upon her leg
Yoho, Yoho
I put me hand upon her leg,
she said hey sailor don't make me beg.

Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.

I put me hand upon her thigh
Yoho, Yoho
I put me hand upon her thigh
Yoho, Yoho
I put me hand upon her thigh,
she said hey sailor you're way to shy.

Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.

I put me hand upon her tit
Yoho Yoho
I put me hand upon her tit
Yoho Yoho
I put me hand upon her tit
she said, hey sailor, quit squeezing it.

Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.

I put me hand upon her ass
yo ho, yo ho
I put me hand upon her ass
yo ho, yo ho
I put me hand upon her ass
she said hey sailor you're there at last.

Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.

I put me finger in her reer
Yoho, Yoho
I put me finger in her reer
Yoho, Yoho
I put me finger in her reer
she said hey sailor are fucking queer?

Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.

I put me dick into her mouth
Yoho, Yoho
I put me dick into her mouth
Yoho, Yoho
I put me dick into her mouth,
She said mmm, mhmh, mhmhm...

Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.

I put me hand upon her twat
Yoho, Yoho
I put me hand upon her twat
Yoho, Yoho
I put me hand upon her twat,
she said hey sailor you hit the spot.

Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.

The bitch pull out before I could nut
Yoho, Yoho
The bitch pull out before I could nut
Yoho, Yoho
The bitch pull out before I could nut
So I stuck it in that whors fat butt.

Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.

They burryed her in a wooden box
Yoho, Yoho
I put her in a wooden box
Yoho, Yoho
I put her in a wooden box,
from suckin' too many sailor's cocks.

Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.

We dig her up every now and then
Yoho, Yoho
We dig her up every now and then
Yoho, Yoho
We dig her up every now and then,
We fucked her once, we'll fuck her again!

Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.

The worms have eaten her through and through
Yoho, Yoho
The worms have eaten her through and through
Yoho, Yoho
The worms have eaten her through and through
But what the fuck, more holes to screw.

Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.

Now these few sailors they went to hell
Yoho, Yoho
Now these few sailors they went to hell
Yoho, Yoho
Now these few sailors they went to hell,
they fucked the devil, and his wives as well.

Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.

Well there you go, I hope you enjoyed that because you wont find it online. Some stupid rugby version of the song maybe but not this one.