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[garfield22]

so the office move has been pushed back yet again. august 17th or some such nonsense. on a positive note, we now have copulous amounts of mountain dew in the fridge thanks to my outspoken request to the secretary. it's a tough job, but i am the chosen one after all.

Comments

[spunkyblonde]

"Copulous?" Perhaps you mean..."copious?"

Poor spelling aside, I am impressed by your ability to stand up for your rights. Though I can't say I am overly impressed that you have exercised said rights by requesting Mt. Dew, but I suppose to each his own.

funk enough to druck

[agapwherewemeet]

maybe jon just really appreciates all the mountian dew

Re: Can you use it in a sentence please?

[spunkyblonde]

I didn't consider such a usage. My apologies, Jon. I don't believe I was aware of this love, or rather lust, for Mt. Dew.

i've got a sentence for you

[garfield22]

you all are dirty, dirty whores. even the men.

Re: i've got a sentence for you

[spunkyblonde]

Oh please. What kind of an insult is that when it's coming from someone who is a dirty whore for Mt. Dew.

Re: true dat

[spunkyblonde]

Do you have definitive proof of Mt. Dew's sex? I don't know that I would have immediately assumed male as you seemed to have done.

[spunkyblonde]

I simply want to make sure we give Mt. Dew the credit he/she deserves. It isn't Jon I'm concerned about.

Well...

[earthenforge]

I think the only worthwhile defense for Mountain Dew's gender issue is some male-depreciating comment. Phil, just say, "Look at the commercials. Lots of young men screaming, running around, engaging in X-treme sports. Saying dumb things like 'Do the dew.' Clearly a testosterone-inspired beverage." To which the women of the world can reply: Ahhh, okay.

tears to my eyes

[garfield22]

i'm proud to have such intellectual friends. making the world a different place, one useless conversation at a time.