dear reader,
sorry you did not receive you pass to the kill bill volume 2 screening. as a way of saying sorry please enjoy the enclosed gift from entertainment weekly.
entertainment weekly
i'll let the above speak for itself. i'm thankful that they didn't task an english-speaking person with the writing of this letter. what a waste of time that would be. oh, and here's a picture of my free gift:
yes, that's a refrigerator magnet. yes, it's a cover of, you guessed it, entertainment weekly. i'm so glad they included me on their list of PEOPLE TO SCREW OVER. that will be all.