A few things that have happened that no one but me would find to be absurd.
Last week, upon entering the ladies room I encountered a cockroach in one of the stalls. The shock of this caused me to pee a little. That night when I was walking home, I was inadvertently keeping pace with a small Mexican man eating some Doritos. This went on for several blocks until he finally offered me some of his chips. I declined because I honestly wasn't hungry.
On my walk home tonight I saw a parking garage arm come down on the head of a motorcyclist. He was wearing a helmet, but the embarrassment of this caused him to turn the wrong way down a one-way street in his haste to flee the scene.
I am reading The Heart is a Lonely Hunter so last night I dreamed that I was a deaf-mute at Burger King, of all place. Also, I wasn't an actual deaf-mute, but I was just pretending to be to see if I could accurately pull it off. I scribbled my order on a piece of paper and handed it to the cashier:
Hello, I am a deaf-mute. I can read lips . I would like a #1, extra pickles and mustard. Kthnxbye.
My head is so foggy right now, I think because I'm so tired. I will try to write something more coherent tomorrow.
On my walk home tonight I saw a parking garage arm come down on the head of a motorcyclist. He was wearing a helmet, but the embarrassment of this caused him to turn the wrong way down a one-way street in his haste to flee the scene.
I am reading The Heart is a Lonely Hunter so last night I dreamed that I was a deaf-mute at Burger King, of all place. Also, I wasn't an actual deaf-mute, but I was just pretending to be to see if I could accurately pull it off. I scribbled my order on a piece of paper and handed it to the cashier:
Hello, I am a deaf-mute. I can read lips . I would like a #1, extra pickles and mustard. Kthnxbye.
My head is so foggy right now, I think because I'm so tired. I will try to write something more coherent tomorrow.