"Twitterpated" (July Writing Prompt 2012), Amnesty Prompt # 4
Title: Twitterpated
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (CBS Elementary)
Rating: PG-13 (NYC Language)
Warning: Lucy Liu is awesome and I will thumb-fight anyone who gives me grief over her casting.
Word Count: 164 (messages only)
Summary: Tweet, Tweet.
Author's Notes: For the
watsons_woes 2012 July Writing Amnesty Prompt #4: Epistolary fic, post-it note style.
Sherlock Holmes @sherlock
@jwatson Need your help. Come at once, convenient or not.
6:35PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Joan Watson @jwatson
@sherlock Am currently on a date. Will contact you tomorrow.
6:41PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Sherlock Holmes @sherlock
@jwatson Can't visit the site without my nanny in tow, according to #Gregson. Come at once.
6:42PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Joan Watson @jwatson
@sherlock You miss one crime scene in NYC, 100 more the next day. Good night.
6:50PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Sherlock Holmes @sherlock
@jwatson audio.twitter.com/YjAm01Et *Open on access*
6:53PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Joan Watson @jwatson
@sherlock HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT YOU RATBASTARD? HOW DO YOU TURN IT OFF?
7:01PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Sherlock Holmes @sherlock
@jwatson You surprise me, Watson. I'd expect language like that from the police.
7:03PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Joan Watson @jwatson
@sherlock A, MEDICAL SCHOOL. B, NEW FUCKIN' YORKER. NOW TURN THAT NOISE THE FUCK OFF.
7:07PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Joan Watson @jwatson
@sherlock SHERLOCK TURN THAT GODDAMN FUCKING NOISE OFF YOU RATFUCK.
7:18PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Joan Watson @jwatson
@sherlock I'M SERIOUS SHERLOCK. NOISE OFF OR YOU WORK SOLO FORFUCKINGEVER.
7:31PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Sherlock Holmes @sherlock
@jwatson *Disable* audio.twitter.com/YjAm01Et *Disable* And done. Now?
7:41PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Joan Watson @jwatson
@sherlock I hate you so much. Where?
7:44PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Sherlock Holmes @sherlock
@jwatson I take it your date's over already?
7:46PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Joan Watson @jwatson
@sherlock YOU explain to someone that no, you can't turn your phone off. He's gone. Hate you so much.
7:48PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Sherlock Holmes @sherlock
@jwatson Sadly, you wouldn't give this up for the world. Meet me at 9th and West 26th.
7:48PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (CBS Elementary)
Rating: PG-13 (NYC Language)
Warning: Lucy Liu is awesome and I will thumb-fight anyone who gives me grief over her casting.
Word Count: 164 (messages only)
Summary: Tweet, Tweet.
Author's Notes: For the
watsons_woes 2012 July Writing Amnesty Prompt #4: Epistolary fic, post-it note style.
Sherlock Holmes @sherlock
@jwatson Need your help. Come at once, convenient or not.
6:35PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Joan Watson @jwatson
@sherlock Am currently on a date. Will contact you tomorrow.
6:41PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Sherlock Holmes @sherlock
@jwatson Can't visit the site without my nanny in tow, according to #Gregson. Come at once.
6:42PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Joan Watson @jwatson
@sherlock You miss one crime scene in NYC, 100 more the next day. Good night.
6:50PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Sherlock Holmes @sherlock
@jwatson audio.twitter.com/YjAm01Et *Open on access*
6:53PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Joan Watson @jwatson
@sherlock HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT YOU RATBASTARD? HOW DO YOU TURN IT OFF?
7:01PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Sherlock Holmes @sherlock
@jwatson You surprise me, Watson. I'd expect language like that from the police.
7:03PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Joan Watson @jwatson
@sherlock A, MEDICAL SCHOOL. B, NEW FUCKIN' YORKER. NOW TURN THAT NOISE THE FUCK OFF.
7:07PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Joan Watson @jwatson
@sherlock SHERLOCK TURN THAT GODDAMN FUCKING NOISE OFF YOU RATFUCK.
7:18PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Joan Watson @jwatson
@sherlock I'M SERIOUS SHERLOCK. NOISE OFF OR YOU WORK SOLO FORFUCKINGEVER.
7:31PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Sherlock Holmes @sherlock
@jwatson *Disable* audio.twitter.com/YjAm01Et *Disable* And done. Now?
7:41PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Joan Watson @jwatson
@sherlock I hate you so much. Where?
7:44PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Sherlock Holmes @sherlock
@jwatson I take it your date's over already?
7:46PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Joan Watson @jwatson
@sherlock YOU explain to someone that no, you can't turn your phone off. He's gone. Hate you so much.
7:48PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet
Sherlock Holmes @sherlock
@jwatson Sadly, you wouldn't give this up for the world. Meet me at 9th and West 26th.
7:48PM 20 Sep 12 via Twitter for Mac * Embed this Tweet