"From The Home Office in London 2: Uninsurable You" (July Writing Prompt 2012), JWP # 8
Title: From The Home Office in London 2: Uninsurable You
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Rating: G (some coy naughtiness)
Warning: Crack ahoy.
Word Count: 108
Summary: Another David-Letterman-type Top Ten list, like this one from last year.
Author's Notes: For the
watsons_woes 2012 July Writing Prompt #8 (July 24): Your next prompt is a situational prompt: Accidents. That can be traffic accident, accidental meeting, accident with an experiment, accidental magic, whatever. Use it however you see fit. :)
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From the Home Office at Lloyd's of Llondon London -
THE TOP TEN REJECTED INSURANCE CLAIMS FROM 221B BAKER STREET
10. Accidentally backed into Lillie Langtry's bustle
9. Muttonchop rash
8. Beaten up by Charles Dickens' goons
7. Monocle lodged in meerschaum
6. Urchin bites
5. Turns out Queen Victoria has a very poor sense of humour regarding men who wink at her and ask if she wants to see their Prince Albert.
4. Two simple words: Sweeney Todd
3. Saw Her Ankle: Erection Lasted Longer Than Four Hours
2. I am Not Drunk, I Swear to God Lestrade, There was this Giant Rat
1. Post-Reichenbach Stress Disorder
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Rating: G (some coy naughtiness)
Warning: Crack ahoy.
Word Count: 108
Summary: Another David-Letterman-type Top Ten list, like this one from last year.
Author's Notes: For the
watsons_woes 2012 July Writing Prompt #8 (July 24): Your next prompt is a situational prompt: Accidents. That can be traffic accident, accidental meeting, accident with an experiment, accidental magic, whatever. Use it however you see fit. :)
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From the Home Office at Lloyd's of Llondon London -
THE TOP TEN REJECTED INSURANCE CLAIMS FROM 221B BAKER STREET
10. Accidentally backed into Lillie Langtry's bustle
9. Muttonchop rash
8. Beaten up by Charles Dickens' goons
7. Monocle lodged in meerschaum
6. Urchin bites
5. Turns out Queen Victoria has a very poor sense of humour regarding men who wink at her and ask if she wants to see their Prince Albert.
4. Two simple words: Sweeney Todd
3. Saw Her Ankle: Erection Lasted Longer Than Four Hours
2. I am Not Drunk, I Swear to God Lestrade, There was this Giant Rat
1. Post-Reichenbach Stress Disorder