im gonna campaign for president
what a glorious world it would be if i was president... lotsa people would die... but for the good of the rest of us... i met an optimistic young man we will call pepe... well mr pepe thought that tues nights were the offical nights that 2.2l automatic cavalirs became faster then eclipses.... he was wrong... BUT he was optimistic... i have never seen sum1 with such a positive world view.. he rev'd... i beat him.... i slowed down... he caught up adn rev'd again... i spanked him.... caught a red light he looked at me... i destroyed him.. and he had this big grin on his face... man go pepe... his lisence plate said north carolina.... hey man maybe that things fast up there.. the only kid i know from north carolina...lets call him robert c... no... thats too obvious lets call him r cartwright...well r cartwrights car could get beaten by my 3 legged dog (sorry but its true) so hey maybe up there cavalirs own the streets..... who knows... ne ways i will need sum1 like that on my presidential staff.. so he will be vice president... hes optimistic and in the words of dave chapelle... "i think people would want to hurt me but i dont think anyone would really touch me... cause my vice president be mexican for a little insurance... look buddy u can shoot me but you're just gonna open the borders up so u might as well leave me and vice president santiago to our ownnnnnn devices.."
Anyways when i am president the first people to go are going to be the assholes that dont pull off to the side of the road when an ambulence is coming...i dont know if there is an actual law but god damn it.. what kind of a dick face doesnt get out of the way... all those peoples houses should be set ablaze while the truck sits in traffic.. so they are all fuckt... i dont know if in my perfect world ill kill these types of low lifes or send them away ... maybe we can set up some kind of island... but not in the tropics thats too nice... no they will go to a little island off the coast of alaska where they will live out the rest of their pathetic lives...
There is hope yet tho... i got in a car accident today... a truck backed onto my hood because he couldnt see my car... he had to get his grandson to day care so we exchanged info and i let him go.... now there were no witnesses and no cops... so the concern became wat if he says i rear ended him... but he was sucha great guy he called his insurance company as soon as he dropped his kid off and he faxed me his policy as soon as he got home just like he said he would.. thanks man
Also the white man at the fox network that stole my idea for a tv show in real time :ie 24... yeah ur dead buddy.... eat shit plagurizer...
ill add to this list later
PEACE
Anyways when i am president the first people to go are going to be the assholes that dont pull off to the side of the road when an ambulence is coming...i dont know if there is an actual law but god damn it.. what kind of a dick face doesnt get out of the way... all those peoples houses should be set ablaze while the truck sits in traffic.. so they are all fuckt... i dont know if in my perfect world ill kill these types of low lifes or send them away ... maybe we can set up some kind of island... but not in the tropics thats too nice... no they will go to a little island off the coast of alaska where they will live out the rest of their pathetic lives...
There is hope yet tho... i got in a car accident today... a truck backed onto my hood because he couldnt see my car... he had to get his grandson to day care so we exchanged info and i let him go.... now there were no witnesses and no cops... so the concern became wat if he says i rear ended him... but he was sucha great guy he called his insurance company as soon as he dropped his kid off and he faxed me his policy as soon as he got home just like he said he would.. thanks man
Also the white man at the fox network that stole my idea for a tv show in real time :ie 24... yeah ur dead buddy.... eat shit plagurizer...
ill add to this list later
PEACE