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[gardenofmagic]

Kamek is still acting really wierd, so I haven't punished him yet for hypnotising poor Goose

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[kamasutrapilot]

*MEANWHILE GOOSE IS MAKING THIS FACE. 8(*

[gardenofmagic]

*MASTER KAMEK DID YOU GET ANOTHER WEDGIE? D:*

[kamasutrapilot]

*OH UMMM NO I'M FINE I JUST NEED TO SNEEZE, OKAY!?

...

ACHOO!

K THERE. BETTER NOW, GRINNING TIME.*

[gardenofmagic]

*THAT GRIN IS SCARING ME, MASTER KAMEK ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE ALRIGHT?*

[kamasutrapilot]

*OH YEAH SURE. SURE. JUST FEELING BETTER AND AM VERY RELIEVED BY THIS.

LOOK AT THIS BIG OLD SMILE! CREEPY*

[gardenofmagic]

*RELIEVED? YOU LOOK LIKE THAT CREEPY GRINNING BOB GUY FROM THE MALE ENHANCEMENT COMMERCIALS!*

[kamasutrapilot]

*OH YEAH I KNOW THAT GUY, I GOT THAT STUFF O-

...

YOU HEARD NOTHING.*

[gardenofmagic]

*Hear what?

B-BUT IT'S OKAY, MASTER! IT MUST BE HARD TO PERFORM AT YOUR AGE!*

[kamasutrapilot]

*That's too true because I'm such an oldie! Not at all like that pretty handsome Goose guy, awww yeah he so fine*

[gardenofmagic]

*Yeah, but with age comes experience, right? I-if you don't mind me asking...*

[kamasutrapilot]

*Nope, I've always been a two-second man! That is, until my wooha got wrinklier than a raisin above a volcano, now I just can't do it much anymore!*

[gardenofmagic]

*did you really need to share that so graphically? ... wait.... Magikoopas have those things?*

[kamasutrapilot]

*NO WAY I AM NOT CHECKING ... Maybe, maybe not!*

[gardenofmagic]

*...... I'm best off not knowing.*

[kamasutrapilot]

*Yep. Me too.*

[gardenofmagic]

*((insert silent moment of 'wtf were we just talkin' about'))*