((no spoilers, i swear!))
I'm pretty caught up with the news going around the Koopa Troop, what with the recent attack on the Mushroom Kingdom and all! They say the green guy (who wasn't Mario's brother) with the shit-eating grin that started it all is dead now and things are picking up again, but I can't believe all the things I heard about Lord Bowser!
Just... don't expect me to go into details. It's terrible and Lord Bowser probably doesn't want the story to go 'round.
But I was thinking since then about re-joining the Koopa Troop. It's been forever since I was a minion for Lord Bowser or even Master Kamek, but his highness could use all the minions he could get right now. His pride needs as much rebuilding as his castle does every year. I was boss-rank back in the day, but I just wasn't needed anymore after the storm spell incident over at Yoshi's Island! It's like everyone there became retired sissies except for Hookbill and me and then they all just stood in the back and watched that Yoshi whup me bad! It's kinda hard to dwell on failures when Master Kamek and Lord Bowser would get their donkeys handed to them as well, so it's all good!
Hey, I'll be a failure for life as long as I fail for the Koopa Troop!
Have a safe emotional recovery, Lord Bowser! I'm sending you a crate of Bob-Ombs and one of those cute Hylian Bombchus as well as a letter to Master Kamek since I heard he's kinda there now I won't rip the letter after writing it for once, I swear!!
Leen's still puking parasitic swamp water, but otherwise, he's alright. What in sakurai has that boy been up to back when he got lost out there?
Also, did anyone see that wierd foreign-exchange gradeschooler wandering around? He looks like he came from Beanbean!
Just... don't expect me to go into details. It's terrible and Lord Bowser probably doesn't want the story to go 'round.
But I was thinking since then about re-joining the Koopa Troop. It's been forever since I was a minion for Lord Bowser or even Master Kamek, but his highness could use all the minions he could get right now. His pride needs as much rebuilding as his castle does every year. I was boss-rank back in the day, but I just wasn't needed anymore after the storm spell incident over at Yoshi's Island! It's like everyone there became retired sissies except for Hookbill and me and then they all just stood in the back and watched that Yoshi whup me bad! It's kinda hard to dwell on failures when Master Kamek and Lord Bowser would get their donkeys handed to them as well, so it's all good!
Hey, I'll be a failure for life as long as I fail for the Koopa Troop!
Have a safe emotional recovery, Lord Bowser! I'm sending you a crate of Bob-Ombs and one of those cute Hylian Bombchus as well as a letter to Master Kamek since I heard he's kinda there now I won't rip the letter after writing it for once, I swear!!
Leen's still puking parasitic swamp water, but otherwise, he's alright. What in sakurai has that boy been up to back when he got lost out there?
Also, did anyone see that wierd foreign-exchange gradeschooler wandering around? He looks like he came from Beanbean!