If I were ever possessed to knit the all-but-impossible, I'd make these:
www.sanguinegryphon.com/catalog/index.php Socks with the text of Beowulf knitted into them - but would I ever dare wear them? What if I wore a hole in the heel? I think I'd have to commit hari kari or something.
This, by the way, is me hoping to post regularly this year... we'll see how it goes, ok?