[Song // Filtered] ~happy birthday.

[gardenerofgaia]

♫ Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear Cloud...ie,
Happy birthday to you. ♪

So far it looks like your choices are hugs, pinches, or "birthday bumps". Since you're getting a quarter-hundred of them, you'd better choose carefully~!

[In her room, wrappin' presents.]

Comments

[herobydefault]

What the hell is a "birthday bump?"

[gardenerofgaia]

So, as Zack was explaining to me, they're a tradition in Gongaga for birthday boys.

[herobydefault]

Why would I want to follow his lame backwater traditions?

[gardenerofgaia]

All right, I see how it is. "Birthday bumps" is off the list. ["SUPPOSEDLY" OUT OF CLOUD'S HEARING RANGE, YEAH RIGHT >3:] No "very happy" birthday for Cloud~

[herobydefault]

What's a birthday bump.

[gardenerofgaia]

I could show you.

[herobydefault]

I'm a little nervous, what with how secretive you're being about them.

[gardenerofgaia]

You really want to know?

[...is he in the house]

[herobydefault]

I'm a little worried. Should I?

[gardenerofgaia]

Oh, fine. ...Spanking. [p-pffft. Oh hey guess where her brain has been since talking to Zack.]

By the way, when does the birthday boy want his presents?

[herobydefault]

[FFFFFF.]

...uh. Tifa already gave me hers. Whenever's...cool.

[gardenerofgaia]

Glad it's off the list? [Amused by that reaction.] I'll give you them now. Where are you?

[herobydefault]

[HE'S NOT SURE ACTUALLY.]

Them?

[gardenerofgaia]

Cloud, I told you the spankings were off the list, it's not that. [NOT GETTING WHAT THE CONFUSION IS ACTUALLY ABOUT.]

[herobydefault]

[...yeah okay, just...not worth the potential teasing later.] I'm home. Are you in your room, or...?

[gardenerofgaia]

Your presents are in my room, and so am I.