shades of emily

[garbonzo_bean]

so my mom and i are in shopper's drugmart..and i walked away to get something and told her i'd be right back to look at the perfume with her because they had a lot of super sales on. so i come back and she's walking towards me and she was like 'i farted over there and it smelled SO bad that i had to walk away so the saleslady wouldn't come over and help me, you should go over and see if you can still smell it'

hahahhahahha. this is so out of character of my mother, if you only knew.