Me, Unfiltered...
So, I'm hanging at I's today, recovering from our night out - and we're just lying on her huge bed watching TV and smoking a joint. To amuse ourselves, we're adding our own funny dialogue to all the shows and commercials, trying to make each other laugh. Of course, that's when the new 'Depends for Men' commercial comes on. It starts out all poignant, with a guy talking about his father:
"My father..." he trails off.
I add: "...that bastard. He used to beat me all the time. I'm glad he shits his pants."
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