and....to answer your question about you halloween attire.
*Set yourself on fire and go as a flaming asshole *shave your head, take off your shirt, put on a white diapers , smile and say you're BUDDHA *dye your hair green, paint your face orange, wear white overalls and say you're an OOMPA LOOMPA *go as a diabetic - dress as yourself and when people offer you something just keep saying " no thanks I.m a diabetic" eventually they will get your genius of costume choices. *dress as a guy on his cellphone. walk door to door or to a party and constant act like you are on the phone, when someone talks to you hold up the "just one sec" finger hold out your hand or bag for candy and wave thanks and continue on. *paint some toilet rolls red, strap them to your chest and go as a suicide bomber *get an armchair, carry it door to door and when the person opens the door be sitting in your chair and yell loudly that you don't have any candy now get the fuck out of here or you're calling the cops. then move to the next house.
hope that helps.
blech. feh. meh. bah humbug. poop. and all that jazz.
and...DO YOU HAVE A DONNELY's CD? Can I copy?
and....to answer your question about you halloween attire.
*Set yourself on fire and go as a flaming asshole
*shave your head, take off your shirt, put on a white diapers , smile and say you're BUDDHA
*dye your hair green, paint your face orange, wear white overalls and say you're an OOMPA LOOMPA
*go as a diabetic - dress as yourself and when people offer you something just keep saying " no thanks I.m a diabetic" eventually they will get your genius of costume choices.
*dress as a guy on his cellphone. walk door to door or to a party and constant act like you are on the phone, when someone talks to you hold up the "just one sec" finger hold out your hand or bag for candy and wave thanks and continue on.
*paint some toilet rolls red, strap them to your chest and go as a suicide bomber
*get an armchair, carry it door to door and when the person opens the door be sitting in your chair and yell loudly that you don't have any candy now get the fuck out of here or you're calling the cops. then move to the next house.
hope that helps.
blech. feh. meh. bah humbug. poop. and all that jazz.
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