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Donald Baron took his own life shortly after learning that three of his good friends had died in three non-related accidents in the same 24 hour period. Donald was charged and tried for the suicide, but was found temporarily insane on account of his recent tragic losses. Hours after the verdict was announced, protesters could have been seen stomping on the 6 feet of fresh earth piled on 31-year-old Baron. Donald was reincarnated as a bullet. He is now paying for the sins of his past life inside the liver of 49-year-old Sean Hope, who has died 5 weeks ago. Sean Hope has been reported missing for 6 weeks to the day.