This is a fake story for Miss Katie Lozo!
So, today I was walking down the street to CVS and this truck load of fat old Mexicans drove by and asked "hey Sexy, How much?". And in my head I was all like "ewwww, holy shit, that's fucking sick, ew!". I didn't respond to their comments though, just kept walking to CVS. I was in the parking lot of CVS (almost to the door) when all of a sudden I noticed that the truck was following me! I stood my ground, I was fucking pissed that these nasty fucks thought they could hit me up....and that they thought I was girl!!! They approached me again with the same comment "Hey Sexy, how much!?!" and from there I just lost it. (Ohh snaps, bitches are gonna get it!) I went berserk like a male Courtney Love, I started to wack them with my backpack and gave them both a nice swift kick in the balls. I was so pissed off, I was just kept yelling "AHHHHH, what the fucking fuck, ahhhh stop following me, AHhhhhh, What the hell, fuckers die AIHHHHHH!" and then I was throwing shit, kicking and pouncing them. So yeah, I totally kicked their asses and I don't think I'll be getting harassed for awhile