(no subject)
YOU KNOW YOU WENT TO LOWELL HIGH IF . . .
* You actually take pride in the documentary "High on Crack St."
* The bullet holes in the tunnel don't scare you.
* You can name every country in the Southeast Asia and at least one person who came from it.
* You think the words "Wicked" and "Really" are interchangeable.
* You always thought the tunnel would collapse one day.
* Your car is the crappiest thing ever yet you have an alarm and the club for it.
* You lie about your results in the physical fitness test and get away with it.
* Bomb scares don't even phase you anymore.
* You feel it is your obligation to spread rumors.
* You know which doorways to use when trying to escape from school so you don't run into security guards.
* You would skip classes just to fulfill a BOOT MILL craving.
* Every high school memory involves the Rogers St. McDonalds.
* Almost every principal you have had or heard of has been Greek.
* You take "work experience" senior year so you can go home early.
* You skip classes just to go downtown.
* You have hung out with a Russian exchange student.
* You consider a chip burger and a powerade a healthy lunch.
* You have more than one locker in both buildings.
* You know how to play 45's, and refuse to teach others.
* When describing a person or event you say the word "ridiculous" in every sentence.
* You've had many detentions, but never went to any of them.
* You have been carded by Ms. owenby multiple times, but you never get in trouble.
* You hate Ms. Owenby with a passion.
* You can play killa for hours on end.
* You have no respect for authority.
* You would rather be on the freshmen baseball team than the varsity one.
* You've tried to have a real conversation with O.G.
......and finally.....
* You realize that if your last name is Martin, you can never get in trouble.
* You actually take pride in the documentary "High on Crack St."
* The bullet holes in the tunnel don't scare you.
* You can name every country in the Southeast Asia and at least one person who came from it.
* You think the words "Wicked" and "Really" are interchangeable.
* You always thought the tunnel would collapse one day.
* Your car is the crappiest thing ever yet you have an alarm and the club for it.
* You lie about your results in the physical fitness test and get away with it.
* Bomb scares don't even phase you anymore.
* You feel it is your obligation to spread rumors.
* You know which doorways to use when trying to escape from school so you don't run into security guards.
* You would skip classes just to fulfill a BOOT MILL craving.
* Every high school memory involves the Rogers St. McDonalds.
* Almost every principal you have had or heard of has been Greek.
* You take "work experience" senior year so you can go home early.
* You skip classes just to go downtown.
* You have hung out with a Russian exchange student.
* You consider a chip burger and a powerade a healthy lunch.
* You have more than one locker in both buildings.
* You know how to play 45's, and refuse to teach others.
* When describing a person or event you say the word "ridiculous" in every sentence.
* You've had many detentions, but never went to any of them.
* You have been carded by Ms. owenby multiple times, but you never get in trouble.
* You hate Ms. Owenby with a passion.
* You can play killa for hours on end.
* You have no respect for authority.
* You would rather be on the freshmen baseball team than the varsity one.
* You've tried to have a real conversation with O.G.
......and finally.....
* You realize that if your last name is Martin, you can never get in trouble.