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[There's a little bit of jostling of the communicator, and an eye peering curiously into it before disappearing for a moment. The screen is blank (well, it's in Yosuke's room so the viewer can see the general mess that goes on in there), and the feed quiet.

Until...wait, is that someone making up their own background music?]

BADAAAA--!!

[Ten-

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[ninthserenade]

[If Demyx were his normal self, he'd be fretting over this. Since he's eight?

He's freaking the fuck out.]

Y-You're bleeding! W-Why're you bleeding?

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[INSERT YOSUKE yeah he's got that towel-bandage wrapped around his hand like it was some sort of MORTAL WOUND when in reality a larger bandaid would've done just as well.

Oh well.]

Nothing, nothing! The great Yosuke makes no mistakes!

[Except his hand totally hurts now. :(]

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[ninthserenade]

But that knife-spear-thingy!

[Oh jeeze why does he feel like he should start calling Lea like crazy?]

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That...that was supposed to happen. Yeah!

[Welp...]

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[ninthserenade]

Why would you hurt yourself on porpoise? That sounds kinda stupid!

[Aww yeah, accidental fish puns.]

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To scare everyone! It worked too, didn't it?

[YEAH it's totally just an act!!]

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[ninthserenade]

Yeah but now the sharks'll smell you and come eat you. They can smell blood from a looooooooooooong way away!

[Moooom, this is the worst magic show ever!]

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[...Oh.

Oh.]

Really? I...I don't want to get eaten!!

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[ninthserenade]

Make the bleeding stop and the sharks wont get you! Put a, um... Um... Lea gave one to me when I scraped my 'leg' when I fell but it's as long as my finger and sticky on two ends!

[Actually, he realizes it's probably easier to just show him, so he sets his SFC down and pulls the leg of his pants up to show off the bandaid.]

This thing!

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I did!

[He holds up the towel wrapped hand now, and looks from it to the SFC.]

We didn't have bandaids but a towel would stop the bleeding!

...Right?

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[ninthserenade]

I dunno. I just know they soak up lots of water cuz I had to have a bath 'n I was dried off with one of those.

[And then he gets an idea!]

I can bring some to you! There's lots in a box in the... Um... There's a mirror that opens up in there! And it's got the bath-bucket-tub-thing!

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Yeah. So I'm ok with the towel! Even if I was gushing blood everywhere I'd be good, because I have a towel.

[. . .]

...Bath-bucket-tub thing?

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[ninthserenade]

But if you were gushing lots of blood out wouldn't you die?

[He nods with a grin.]

Yeah! Lea put lots of water in it and this weird stuff called 'soap'!

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The great Yosuke never dies!

[Totally.]

...Oh. A bathtub? Why didn't you just say that in the first place?

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[ninthserenade]

Cuz I've never seen one before! How'm I supposed t'know what they're called?

[POUT.]

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...You've never seen a bathtub before?

[He wrinkles his nose.]

You must smell really bad!