This kid's my favorite actor
Just kidding but that picture cracks me up. It's not even funny, but now you all have to see it every time you view your friends page muahahaha.
Thumbsucker was good... that kid stars as THE thumbsucker. I wanna watch Chumscrubber now. That kid is in that too. What a resume he has. People ask him what movies he's in and he's like "Thumbsucker and Chumscrubber." The craziest movies lol.
I wanna be a film critic. How did that fat bastard Roger Ebert get such a cool job? I would gladly write 10,000 words about any movie ever for some cash. Maybe nobody values my opinion, but why would they value his? Nobody does most of the time. He gave it a thumbs up? Ok. He gave it a thumbs down? Ok. Right? Right.
My hair has grown past my eyeballs now, but only if I pull on it. Soon it will be longer than original sin. I'm letting it grow out... we'll see how that works out. The benefits of long hair outweigh the benefits of short hair for me these days. It will be funny if nothing else.
I'm kinda sick right now. I suspect that someone blew their foul, sickly breath on me and did this to me. I wish I knew who it was so I could be like "what are ya doooon to me" Was it you, Jackie!!!!!!!!!!?
I wanna write more but you kids will be like "oop, too long, I'm not readin that"