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Jan 25, 2010 23:02

Tila Tequila:
I believe in you. I still think you're cute. You can reinvent yourself. Move on. Step back, stop the attention-whoring and lying, reassess the things that are important to your life. Hint: it is not a dead person. You know you can be so much better than this. I know you can be so much better than this.

Paris Hilton:
In my head you are secretly a superb actress, and this whole time you've been pretending to be dumb. After the mindless partying and beneath the vapid exterior is a sardonic and intelligent woman who spends her days laughing at the great joke she's played on America.

I like giving strangers the benefit of the doubt, you know?
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