Mar 04, 2006 00:12
GRAVITY'S RAINBOW - KLAXONS (HAPPY HARDCORE TEENAGE ART DANCE)
DISORDER - JOY DIVISION (IF THIS BAND NEEDS INTRODUCTION YOU CAN'T BE MY FRIEND)
ACCORDING TO PLAN - I LOVE YOU BUT I'VE CHOSEN DARKNESS (TEXAN INDIE BOYS-TURNED-GOTH)
SHE IS BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL - THE POP GROUP (POST PUNK BUTT SHAKING AT ITS FINEST - BEST GUITAR TWEAK EVER)
THIRTEEN - ¡FORWARD, RUSSIA! (TEENAGE PUNK FUNK BRIT KIDS)
WHAT'S YOUR DAMAGE (ALAN BRAXE AND FRED FALKE REMIX) - TEST ICICLES (R.I.P. THE BEST AND ONLY DANCE METAL BAND IN RECENT MEMORY! ALSO BEST REMIX EVER!)
OUTSIDE MY DOOR - CAN (IF YOU DON'T KNOW THIS BAND YOU DON'T WORK AT OTHER MUSIC AND ARE NOT IN LCD SOUNDSYSTEM)
GIDDY STRATOSPHERES - THE LONG BLONDES (IF BLONDIE WERE INTO PAVEMENT AND FROM SHEFFIELD)
BEEN TEEN - DOLLY MIXTURE (I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS BAND OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT THIS SONG IS AWESOME)
EXTRA EXTRA - BE YOUR OWN PET (TEENAGE GARAGE ROCK FORM NASHVILLE)
SO TOUGH - THE SLITS (POST PUNK SKA POP SOMETHING FROM A NEUROTIC 16 YEAR OLD IN MINNIE MOUSE UNDERWEAR)
GENE POOL STYLE - WHIRLWIND HEAT (MADNESS ABOUT SEMEN)
WASH ME - THE GRATES (BE PREPARED FOR THE BEST LINE IN PUNK HISTORY: "PEOPLE THEY'VE GOT ARMS/YEAH THEY DO/AND SOME OF THEM GOT FEET TOO")
THE SCENE IS DEAD - WE ARE SCIENTISTS (I LOVE W.A.S. BECAUSE THEY'VE TRICKED THE INDIE SCENE INTO LIKING AN EMO BAND)
FROM THE RITZ TO THE RUBBLE - ARCTIC MONKEYS (WHATEVER IT'S KIND OF PLAYED AT THIS POINT BUT THE BIT ABOUT THE BOUNCER WAS MY LIFE UP UNTIL LAST YEAR)
DESTROY THE HEART - THE HOUSE OF LOVE (I KIND OF SUCK FOR ONLY JUST GETTING INTO THIS BAND. AH, WHITE BOYS WITH GUITARS)
SO KIND, STACEY - THE SPINTO BAND (FROM MY FAVORITE BAND OF MOMENT™. DOESN'T INCLUDE A LINE ABOUT THE WB THOUGH)
WEEKENDS AND BLEAKDAYS - THE YOUNG KNIVES (SERIOUSLY AMERICA, WAY TO FIND OUT ABOUT A BAND LIKE 90 YEARS AFTER THE FACT. OH AND THIS IS A BRILLIANT JERKY POP SONG SUNG IN THE STYLE OF COLIN NEWMAN FROM WIRE)
SATURDAYS - CUT COPY (WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF DAFT PUNK AND THE OLD (I.E. GOOD) NEW ORDER SUCKED EACH OTHER OFF)
LOVE + PAIN - CLOR (WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE FUTUREHEADS AND DEVO SUCKED EACH OTHER OFF, NOT THAT THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED)
IT FIT WHEN I WAS A KID - LIARS (HIDE YOUR YOUNG)
If you want one and live in NY maybe we can work something out.