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[garadonna]

Taken from the BBC’s comedy< I’m Alan Partridge

Comments

[joe_best]

"Yeah, it was like one of those SAS books, something like, Randy Mcknob" and don't take the piss bob, no one cares about when that shite name is mentioned :D

[garadonna]

Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime. I'm not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. It stands to reason, I won't have it.

[joe_best]

Don't make me tolchock you with my cut throat britva, you prick :D I will give your yarbles a severe beating my young contender, A clockwork orange i will not be, to be controlled, as some kind of robot to your every whim and command, like some to-tilliarian government, nay I say, to this I raise my pen-sword.

[joe_best]

It's been fuckin ages since I read that book actually lol :P