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So everyone is out of town tonight and it sucks. im all by myself in little old flagstaff. I have strep throat to top it off. I already went to the tanning beds and cleaned my room dont know what fun thing i can do next. my puppy cosmo is adorable hes priceless i tell you. dont get in strangers car after drinking jungle juice and taking shots all night he might try to stick his hands down yoru pants so ive heard. oh yeah dont give a guy in a wheelchair a lapdance in front of a crowded bar either you might ruin the little reputation you have in a small town.