dear brother: i'm a theif from you

[gapkat957]

the perfect guy:
goofy personality///
shaggy hair///
loves to coochie///
appreciates my phrases and linguistics///
has an australian accent [or any for all i care]///
smiles & laughs///
willing to brew up an argument about a random topic///
adventurous with a touch of danger///
is willing to stay up late [2am or later]///
can take care of himself in a new environment///
likes giving and receiving massages///
knows how to play the guitar [so sexy]///
allows me to pay for some stuff and appreciate it///
cracks a corny joke every now and again///
is not too political///
is witty///
is fit///
is an ANIMAL///

according to my bro, i look for:
nipples