oh and angie

Sep 11, 2005 12:08

My last bit of wisdom goes to you. here it is.

There are only five reasons men are ass holes and women let us get away with it.
1: we only want one thing. No exceptions.

2: we fall in love with you before we can have that thing and then fall back out once we've had it, whereas women conversely fall in love afterwards.

3: we WILL lie, cheat, steal or murder in order to get that thing... why am I sugarcoating this, you're a big girl... in order to fuck you.

4: we freely admit the numbers one, two, three, and women don't care.

And the number 5 reason why men ass holes and women let us get away with it: you can't live without us.

All you can do is find the nicest piece of scum, and keep him, cause the happiness that'll bring you will be all you remember in the end.
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