Feb 14, 2006 22:56
a REPUBLICAN is...
-- A person who believes that life begins at conception, and ends when you disagree with him
--A person who still can't get over a President's lie about a blowjob 6 years ago, but are perfectly fine with another President lying the country and much of the world into a major war, as well as about his own personal involvement with his super-swindling buddies at Enron and Halliburton.
--A person who thinks that the government has no right to assist you in health care, education, and welfare, but every right to snoop on all the private detail of your life.
--A person who actually believes that George W. Bush has an IQ higher than that of a peanut on crack.
--An individual who believes that the white male Christian God should be the only object of worship on the planet, that power and wealth should remain in the hands of 1% of the world's population while the remaining 99% starve, that health care should be privatized so the poor can't afford basic medication, that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn't even ask for, and that America is the only real country on Earth while all those other countries they read about are just fakes invented by communists...oh wait, it's terrorists now, isn't it?
--Someone who supports the rights of the unborn, but won't fund stem cell research that could help the millions who are already here. The first one to protest abortion rights, and the first one willing to take a life through capital punishment. Someone who espouses personal freedom, and then tries to pass constitutional amendments to restrict it. Someone threatened by government surplus but unfazed by goverment deficits. Someone who is pro-business but anti-citizen. Someone who wants to take away the helping hand, after he's made it to safety. Someone who holds a cross in one hand and tries to burn it with the other.
--someone who Cares more about the life of an unborn baby than the life of a starving baby, only cares about the upperclass and can give less of a shit about the working and lower class. Someone who thinks its ok that some people have to choose between food or basic medication.ya know? medication? that stuff some people need to survive?Someone who wants evryone to have a gun,sure its their right, but how bout the group of people who'll break the law using that gun? (watch bowling for columbine, look for the clip of the news reporter talking to the man who just got his gun license,the man is BLIND.)
--Someone who will win an election not based on how they'll help the economy or foreign policy, but on NON political issues.(Abortion, prayer in school, gay marriage...)
just thought i would stir up some controversy.
and maybe snag a comment or two.