My boss at work has a friend who is currently auctioning a chance to go the Prom with a Future NBA Superstar. According to Jon, my boss, he really did sign up for the draft and according to
eBay he really is going to auction himself off. Better hurry though, $58.04 with only 3 days and 22 hours left.
PS- Yes it has been asked and if the price is right he will go with a guy, hell he even said he would take a gorilla.