Ramirez Do Everything compilations.
So from now on I'll be posting all the Ramirez do everything quotes I've found. If you are familiar with Modern Warfare 2, you would know aht this means. If you aren't basically it revolves around the fact that Ramirez is expected to do everything and any impossible situation. Add this to your memory for updates. Anyway enjoy. Credits to numerous users on gamespot, 4chan, facepunch. Oh yeah and they'll be some Soramirez. If you don't know, Soramirez is SoRAMI Kanata+ RAMIrez. Kanata is a character from Sora no Woto, a military show about Kanata who joins the 1121 Platoon and is assigned to Seize where we learn that the world has suffered some sort of apocalyptic event as dolphins no longer exist, oceans have dried up, and music is not allowed outside of the military.
1. RAMIREZ! smell my ass
2. Ramirez take this mag and kill an entire platoon of angry Russians.
3. Ramirez! Marry me!
4. Dunn, check for vitals!
Ramirez, take point!
RAMIREZ! IN THE CUBICLE ON THE LEFT!!!
5. Ramirez, take out that nuke with your last flashbang
6. Ramirez! Clean up my apartment!
7. Ramirez, I... I love you...
8. Ramirez, punch a bear in the face
9. Ramirez, clean my office
10. Ramirez, we've got sixty plus foot mobiles westbound, we're oscar mike to Whiskey Hotel and India- Hotel Alpha Tango Echo phonetics.
11. Ramirez! Save the pres- wait he isn't in this game..
12. Ramirez! Check the panic room!
13. Ramirez! Grab what's left of that briefcase!
14. Ramirez! Use your laser sight to destroy that ICBM!
15. Ramirez, get onboard that satellite and stop makarov from blowing up the moon again
16. ramirez take down that tank with this pistol!
17. Stay frosty, Rangers, we're Oscar Mi- OH MY GOD
RAMIREZ, KILL THIS SPIDER
18. RAMIREZ! USE YOUR KNIFE ON THIS WATERMELON!
19. RAMIREZ! DEFEND THE WHITE HOUSE! HERE'S A WOODEN SPOON!
20. RAMIREZ!
RAMIREZ THAT RAMIREZ SO WE CAN RAMIREZ ON THE RAMIREZ!
21. Ramirez! Put on high school musical 3!
22. Ramirez! Capture the acs module! 5+ tangos kia!
23. ramirez!go kill that rancor!
24. RAMIREZ!!!
YOUR MOTHER IS OSCAR MIKE , in bed..
25. RAMIREZ! RHYME SOMETHING WITH ORANGE!
26. RAMIREZ!
Change your name to Mike and win an Oscar, then switch oscar to your first name, and mike to your last
OSCAR MIKE
27. Ramirez, declare this thread lulzy!
28. RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT BTR WITH YOUR SMOKE GRENADES
29. Ramirez!!! Take out that ac-130 with your mind!!!
30. OSCAR! We are Ramirez Mike!
31. RAMIREZ! Here's a paperclip! Stop the Russian army with it!
32. RAMIREZ! STICK THAT SMOKE GRENADE IN YOUR ASS!
33. RAMIREZ! WIPE MY ASS!
34. THE WHITE HOUSE IS UNDER ATTACK!
Ramirez! Defend these restaurants!
35. Ramirez! Get over to the Burger Town and get me a triple cheese burger meal with no pickle!
36. Ramirez! Get me a Royale with cheese!
37. RAMIREZ!!! STOP DOING NOTHING!!! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING ON MY OWN!?!?!
After that Ramirez shoots himself in the head.
38. Ramirez! Reload my gun for me!
39. Ramirez!!! Go end the war against the russians while i eat my chocolate bar!!!
40. RAMIREZ!!! I left the oven on, go back to my house and turn it off!
41. Ramirez!!! The russians have taken over kfc, go rescue the delicious chicken wings!!!
And put some extra sauce on it for me!!!
42. RAMIREZ HELP!! I CAN'T UNROLL MY CONDOM!!
43. RAMIREZ!! GO CATCH ME A FLU!
44. SORAMIREZ, STOP THAT MISSILE!
45. SORAMIREZ! TAKE OUT ENEMY TANGO WITH YOUR TRUMPETAH!
46. SORAMIREZ! DO EVERYTHING!
Update on 2nd February 2010.
47. Ramirez: "Yo no hablo ingles senhor" 48.Ramirez, where is my car? 49. Ramirez, get in the chopper! 50. RAMIREZ! SET UP A DEDICATED SERVER! 51. Ramirez, there is a sexdoll in the bathroom.Use it! 52. RAMIREZ! GET ME AN ENGLISH TO SPANISH DICTIONARY! 53. RAMIREZ!! SHAVE MY MOUSTACHE FOR ME! 54. RAMIREZ!! UNZIP MY PANTS SO I CAN PEE! 55. RAMIREZ!! MAKE MY BED! 56. Ramirez, tango alpha charlie vector niner four through the alley! 57. Sgt. Foley: RAMIREZ! Pvt. Ramirez: What? Sgt. Foley: RAMIREZ! Pvt. Ramirez: What?! Sgt. Foley: RAMIREZ! Pvt. Ramirez: WHAT?! Sgt. Foley: Never mind... 58.Ramirez go check out that building with the russian flag while we hang out back here! 59. RAMIREZ! MOONWALK IN FRONT OF THE RUSSIANS, WE'LL COVER YOU! 60. RAMIREZ! DO YOU HAVE THE DSM? 61. RAMIREZ! GO INTO SPACE AND STOP THAT NUKE! 62. RAMIREZ! USE YOUR AKIMBO MODEL 1887 TO MAKE EVERY SOLDIER RAGEQUIT! 63. RAMIREZ! SHAKE IT FOR ME! 64. RAMIREZ! WE NEED TO TAKE WHISKEY HOTEL! THE REST OF THE RANGERS WILL STAY HERE AT A SAFE DISTANCE! MOVE OUT! 65. RAMIREZ! STOP THE RUSSIAN ARMY! HERE'S A KNIFE! 66. RAMIREZ! BUY ME CLEAN UNDERWEAR!! 67. RAMIREZ! DISEMBOWEL THOSE RUSSIANS WITH THIS LASER SIGHT! 68. RAMIREZ! GIVE MA A HUG! 69. RAMIREZ! LET'S PLAY SOME TETRIS MOTHERFUCKER!! 70. RAMIREZ! TIE MY SHOES! 71. RAMIREZ! YOU TALK TOO MUCH AND DO EVERYTHING TOO LESS! 72. Ramirez: FOLEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Foley: RAMIREZ! YOU ARE DEMOTED!! 73. RAMIREZ! OUT OF AMMO, GIVE ME YOUR RIFLE! USE YOUR FISTS! 74. RAMIREZ! DO HER! 75. RAMIREZ! Get on that machine gun and take out that community support to the left! 76. Ramirez! Stop talking and do something! 77. Ramirez! Take down those troops while we play COD4! 78. Ramirez! Take out the jets with your flares while we play Pokemon! 79. Ramirez! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!! 80. Ramirez! Stop world hunger, use this can of beans. 81. Ramirez! Take down that infantry, use my fork. 82. Ramirez! GET YO AZZ IN THA KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A PIE!!! 83. Ramirez! Stop that meteor hurling to earth. Here, use my toy laser. 84. Ramirez! Destroy that BTR with this nerf gun while we text! 85. Ramirez! Go save the white house while i take a dump in the presidents seat! 86. Ramirez! Use a smoke grenade to destroy the tanks! We'll protect the burger town! Don't worry we'll save you a few fries! 87. Ramirez! I just dumped myself! Clean up my dump! 88. Ramirez! Update my facebook status! 89. Ramirez, use this pistol to shoot down this tactical nuke. 90. RAMIREZ! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY KITCHEN!! 91. RAMIREZ! FRIENDLY FIRE!! 92. Ramirez! Clean my dentures! 93. O' RAMIREZ WHERE ART THOU? 94. RAMIREZ! I LIKED ALLEN BETTER!! 95. DUNN! JUST KIDDING! RAMIREZ, GET OVER HERE! 96. Ramirez! Cover Louis while he's GRABIN PILLS!! 97. RAMIREZ! GET THAT CHOPPER WITH YOUR COMMANDO PERK!! 98. "Ramirez! Raze Moscow and hail a Black Hawk!" 99. RAMIREZ! STOP THAT NUKE WITH YOUR SUNGLASSES!! 100. Ramirez: Why? Why do you always ask me? Foley: BECAUSE IT'S CALL OF FUCKING DUTY!
1. RAMIREZ! smell my ass
2. Ramirez take this mag and kill an entire platoon of angry Russians.
3. Ramirez! Marry me!
4. Dunn, check for vitals!
Ramirez, take point!
RAMIREZ! IN THE CUBICLE ON THE LEFT!!!
5. Ramirez, take out that nuke with your last flashbang
6. Ramirez! Clean up my apartment!
7. Ramirez, I... I love you...
8. Ramirez, punch a bear in the face
9. Ramirez, clean my office
10. Ramirez, we've got sixty plus foot mobiles westbound, we're oscar mike to Whiskey Hotel and India- Hotel Alpha Tango Echo phonetics.
11. Ramirez! Save the pres- wait he isn't in this game..
12. Ramirez! Check the panic room!
13. Ramirez! Grab what's left of that briefcase!
14. Ramirez! Use your laser sight to destroy that ICBM!
15. Ramirez, get onboard that satellite and stop makarov from blowing up the moon again
16. ramirez take down that tank with this pistol!
17. Stay frosty, Rangers, we're Oscar Mi- OH MY GOD
RAMIREZ, KILL THIS SPIDER
18. RAMIREZ! USE YOUR KNIFE ON THIS WATERMELON!
19. RAMIREZ! DEFEND THE WHITE HOUSE! HERE'S A WOODEN SPOON!
20. RAMIREZ!
RAMIREZ THAT RAMIREZ SO WE CAN RAMIREZ ON THE RAMIREZ!
21. Ramirez! Put on high school musical 3!
22. Ramirez! Capture the acs module! 5+ tangos kia!
23. ramirez!go kill that rancor!
24. RAMIREZ!!!
YOUR MOTHER IS OSCAR MIKE , in bed..
25. RAMIREZ! RHYME SOMETHING WITH ORANGE!
26. RAMIREZ!
Change your name to Mike and win an Oscar, then switch oscar to your first name, and mike to your last
OSCAR MIKE
27. Ramirez, declare this thread lulzy!
28. RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT BTR WITH YOUR SMOKE GRENADES
29. Ramirez!!! Take out that ac-130 with your mind!!!
30. OSCAR! We are Ramirez Mike!
31. RAMIREZ! Here's a paperclip! Stop the Russian army with it!
32. RAMIREZ! STICK THAT SMOKE GRENADE IN YOUR ASS!
33. RAMIREZ! WIPE MY ASS!
34. THE WHITE HOUSE IS UNDER ATTACK!
Ramirez! Defend these restaurants!
35. Ramirez! Get over to the Burger Town and get me a triple cheese burger meal with no pickle!
36. Ramirez! Get me a Royale with cheese!
37. RAMIREZ!!! STOP DOING NOTHING!!! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING ON MY OWN!?!?!
After that Ramirez shoots himself in the head.
38. Ramirez! Reload my gun for me!
39. Ramirez!!! Go end the war against the russians while i eat my chocolate bar!!!
40. RAMIREZ!!! I left the oven on, go back to my house and turn it off!
41. Ramirez!!! The russians have taken over kfc, go rescue the delicious chicken wings!!!
And put some extra sauce on it for me!!!
42. RAMIREZ HELP!! I CAN'T UNROLL MY CONDOM!!
43. RAMIREZ!! GO CATCH ME A FLU!
44. SORAMIREZ, STOP THAT MISSILE!
45. SORAMIREZ! TAKE OUT ENEMY TANGO WITH YOUR TRUMPETAH!
46. SORAMIREZ! DO EVERYTHING!
Update on 2nd February 2010.
47. Ramirez: "Yo no hablo ingles senhor" 48.Ramirez, where is my car? 49. Ramirez, get in the chopper! 50. RAMIREZ! SET UP A DEDICATED SERVER! 51. Ramirez, there is a sexdoll in the bathroom.Use it! 52. RAMIREZ! GET ME AN ENGLISH TO SPANISH DICTIONARY! 53. RAMIREZ!! SHAVE MY MOUSTACHE FOR ME! 54. RAMIREZ!! UNZIP MY PANTS SO I CAN PEE! 55. RAMIREZ!! MAKE MY BED! 56. Ramirez, tango alpha charlie vector niner four through the alley! 57. Sgt. Foley: RAMIREZ! Pvt. Ramirez: What? Sgt. Foley: RAMIREZ! Pvt. Ramirez: What?! Sgt. Foley: RAMIREZ! Pvt. Ramirez: WHAT?! Sgt. Foley: Never mind... 58.Ramirez go check out that building with the russian flag while we hang out back here! 59. RAMIREZ! MOONWALK IN FRONT OF THE RUSSIANS, WE'LL COVER YOU! 60. RAMIREZ! DO YOU HAVE THE DSM? 61. RAMIREZ! GO INTO SPACE AND STOP THAT NUKE! 62. RAMIREZ! USE YOUR AKIMBO MODEL 1887 TO MAKE EVERY SOLDIER RAGEQUIT! 63. RAMIREZ! SHAKE IT FOR ME! 64. RAMIREZ! WE NEED TO TAKE WHISKEY HOTEL! THE REST OF THE RANGERS WILL STAY HERE AT A SAFE DISTANCE! MOVE OUT! 65. RAMIREZ! STOP THE RUSSIAN ARMY! HERE'S A KNIFE! 66. RAMIREZ! BUY ME CLEAN UNDERWEAR!! 67. RAMIREZ! DISEMBOWEL THOSE RUSSIANS WITH THIS LASER SIGHT! 68. RAMIREZ! GIVE MA A HUG! 69. RAMIREZ! LET'S PLAY SOME TETRIS MOTHERFUCKER!! 70. RAMIREZ! TIE MY SHOES! 71. RAMIREZ! YOU TALK TOO MUCH AND DO EVERYTHING TOO LESS! 72. Ramirez: FOLEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Foley: RAMIREZ! YOU ARE DEMOTED!! 73. RAMIREZ! OUT OF AMMO, GIVE ME YOUR RIFLE! USE YOUR FISTS! 74. RAMIREZ! DO HER! 75. RAMIREZ! Get on that machine gun and take out that community support to the left! 76. Ramirez! Stop talking and do something! 77. Ramirez! Take down those troops while we play COD4! 78. Ramirez! Take out the jets with your flares while we play Pokemon! 79. Ramirez! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!! 80. Ramirez! Stop world hunger, use this can of beans. 81. Ramirez! Take down that infantry, use my fork. 82. Ramirez! GET YO AZZ IN THA KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A PIE!!! 83. Ramirez! Stop that meteor hurling to earth. Here, use my toy laser. 84. Ramirez! Destroy that BTR with this nerf gun while we text! 85. Ramirez! Go save the white house while i take a dump in the presidents seat! 86. Ramirez! Use a smoke grenade to destroy the tanks! We'll protect the burger town! Don't worry we'll save you a few fries! 87. Ramirez! I just dumped myself! Clean up my dump! 88. Ramirez! Update my facebook status! 89. Ramirez, use this pistol to shoot down this tactical nuke. 90. RAMIREZ! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY KITCHEN!! 91. RAMIREZ! FRIENDLY FIRE!! 92. Ramirez! Clean my dentures! 93. O' RAMIREZ WHERE ART THOU? 94. RAMIREZ! I LIKED ALLEN BETTER!! 95. DUNN! JUST KIDDING! RAMIREZ, GET OVER HERE! 96. Ramirez! Cover Louis while he's GRABIN PILLS!! 97. RAMIREZ! GET THAT CHOPPER WITH YOUR COMMANDO PERK!! 98. "Ramirez! Raze Moscow and hail a Black Hawk!" 99. RAMIREZ! STOP THAT NUKE WITH YOUR SUNGLASSES!! 100. Ramirez: Why? Why do you always ask me? Foley: BECAUSE IT'S CALL OF FUCKING DUTY!