Well I'm back, Code Geass episode summaries 1-5
Real l'm back from real life and now back to the world of having no lives. Let's get started on the first post in this LJ in a long time.
London G20: Yeah, that already happened I know but I would like to know something. How is assaulting policemen, damaging public property and spraypainting things is gonna do anything other then prove that congratulations you're an idiot!
Crazy Asian gunsmen: Sadly, once again there has been another gun shooting in America. This time it seems the motive of this guy was that he was being stalked by some cop. I hope the families the best of luck in moving on and that the 13 people who died live on in peace
L'Aquila Earthquake: Yeah this is a really tragic event but I can't shake off this feeling that the inhabitants caused their own deaths by dismissing the judgement of an expert seismotologist and as a result had prior warning which they chose to ignore. I do still want to donate to the efforts of rebuilding though and I hope that the people involved in this tragedy by causing their own demise have learnt a lesson about trusting the experts in future particularly when it involves their lives. Houses can be rebuilt, human lives cannot.
Easy method of winning UEF mission 3: Get Heavy Anti-Matter Cannon and Shield, move your ships south to bombard defences and then move your commander up from there to engage the Aeon commander.
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And now to move onto the second part of this post regarding Code Geass. Yeah I've been watching it for sometime now and I've got a lot of episodes to catch up on so I might as well get started now
Premise: In some random year I forgot like 2012, Japan gets invaded for resources by an empire called Britannia (think British empire plus American Empire times ten with robotic armour) who proceed to do everything to the oppressed people similar to the Sino-Japanese War. And for some reason, they get called 11s apparently because it's really insulting for some reason (brain age of rabid Twilight fans?) And yeah then this high school student called Lulu (yeah, I question his sexuality as well) decides to lead a revolution against the empire after he gets a special power activated by his eye called Geass, sound familiar?
First impression: Geass ey? How many episodes of Naruto did CLAMP watch before they came up with this. Oh and this is an alternate history where we came to this situation when the Celts decide to band together under a single king against the oppressive and evil Roman empire. And now, they're the oppressive empire subjugating other people! Irony, much? Let's see what Charles vi Britannia thinks...
Charles: I um...Yeah for you see we are different from the Romans as we wanted...resour..I mean land...umm. Fuck off!
Yeah but other then that, the rest of the alternate history makes jack shit in sense. Benjamin Franklin dogs out America for fancy titles like Duke? Really?! Fucking CLAMP. Oh yeah and I would like to mention that this show is proudly sponsored by Pizza Hut, the besterest pizzas ever enjoyed by oppressive empires, school students and immortal teenage girls that wear straitjackets! Oh yeah and we have these other superpowers that would be the Imperial Chinese (surprise surprise) and something like the European Union. And now for the episode summaries
Episode 1: So LeDouche decides to walk into the middle of a battlefield after gambling. That's what you get for having a gambling addiction! Of course I suppose getting caught in the crossfire sounds better then going to school. He decides to investigate supposedly poison gas and meets up with his old mate Suzie. And yeah LeDouche almost gets himself killed but thankfully the PizzaHutMascot gives him a kekkai genkai rip-off as a thank you present from he local Pizza Hut for being their 5000th customer. And with this newfound power he decides to order a mass suicide. But rather then just say 'kill yourselves', he has to be different and say 'order you to die!'
Episode 2: And so the PizzaHutMascot leaves for her day at court, seem she's getting sued by the Uchiha and Hyuuga clan but moving on. With his new powers, he manages to get a free ride off FanserviceSubjectBlack Villetta Nu. Anyway he proceeds to order these terrorist around including FanserviceSubjectRedhead. And now they don't know they're tools. All goes well until Suzie proceeds to pwn them with his ride Lancelot or the one Guinevere is cheating with behind your back. Sadly for LeDouche and Al-Qaeda, they don't have the ride Arthur to bitch slap Guinevere'sNotSoSecretLover or get him to take them on Jerry Springer. So as a result, LeDouche has to get the leader responsible for the attack who is his brother to end the attack
Episode 3: Yeah so the family reunion seems to be going well but then Clovis gets a bullet to his head. Turns out that not only is his a dictator but his a disillusioned artist as well like Hitler! Sigh, why is it always the artist. Oh yeah and he finds that one of the terrorist is a fellow student at this school for Poms that has super shameless uniform that features a unrealistically mini-mini skirt. Seems that the Poms haves also adhered to Jap tradition. Anywho, it turns out that not only is she a Jap but she's also unbelievably bad at sports like cricket. That's right she's a half-Pom, half-Jap. Oh and to satisfy the male CEOs of Code Geass glorious sponsors Pizza Hut, we get a complimentary shower scene from her.
Episode 4: Suzie gets trialled for murder but thankfully LeDouche manages to save him by getting OrangeHater to help them out (yeah too much Vitamin C). Suzie being the tard he is then decides to go to his rigged trial anyway as he thinks he can pull a Gorbachev with the Pommy Empire. Question is, what the fuck is he doing the military then instead of becoming a politician?
Episode 5: So Suzie meets this Princess and LeDouche meets this PizzaHutMascot. Just a episode about the two discussing their Weltanschaung and how they plan to change it all. One decides to plan a glorious revolution and the other plans to infiltrate and destroy the system from the inside by using it. Oh and Suzie manages to save OrangeHater from getting pwned leb-style (4 on 1)
London G20: Yeah, that already happened I know but I would like to know something. How is assaulting policemen, damaging public property and spraypainting things is gonna do anything other then prove that congratulations you're an idiot!
Crazy Asian gunsmen: Sadly, once again there has been another gun shooting in America. This time it seems the motive of this guy was that he was being stalked by some cop. I hope the families the best of luck in moving on and that the 13 people who died live on in peace
L'Aquila Earthquake: Yeah this is a really tragic event but I can't shake off this feeling that the inhabitants caused their own deaths by dismissing the judgement of an expert seismotologist and as a result had prior warning which they chose to ignore. I do still want to donate to the efforts of rebuilding though and I hope that the people involved in this tragedy by causing their own demise have learnt a lesson about trusting the experts in future particularly when it involves their lives. Houses can be rebuilt, human lives cannot.
Easy method of winning UEF mission 3: Get Heavy Anti-Matter Cannon and Shield, move your ships south to bombard defences and then move your commander up from there to engage the Aeon commander.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
And now to move onto the second part of this post regarding Code Geass. Yeah I've been watching it for sometime now and I've got a lot of episodes to catch up on so I might as well get started now
Premise: In some random year I forgot like 2012, Japan gets invaded for resources by an empire called Britannia (think British empire plus American Empire times ten with robotic armour) who proceed to do everything to the oppressed people similar to the Sino-Japanese War. And for some reason, they get called 11s apparently because it's really insulting for some reason (brain age of rabid Twilight fans?) And yeah then this high school student called Lulu (yeah, I question his sexuality as well) decides to lead a revolution against the empire after he gets a special power activated by his eye called Geass, sound familiar?
First impression: Geass ey? How many episodes of Naruto did CLAMP watch before they came up with this. Oh and this is an alternate history where we came to this situation when the Celts decide to band together under a single king against the oppressive and evil Roman empire. And now, they're the oppressive empire subjugating other people! Irony, much? Let's see what Charles vi Britannia thinks...
Charles: I um...Yeah for you see we are different from the Romans as we wanted...resour..I mean land...umm. Fuck off!
Yeah but other then that, the rest of the alternate history makes jack shit in sense. Benjamin Franklin dogs out America for fancy titles like Duke? Really?! Fucking CLAMP. Oh yeah and I would like to mention that this show is proudly sponsored by Pizza Hut, the besterest pizzas ever enjoyed by oppressive empires, school students and immortal teenage girls that wear straitjackets! Oh yeah and we have these other superpowers that would be the Imperial Chinese (surprise surprise) and something like the European Union. And now for the episode summaries
Episode 1: So LeDouche decides to walk into the middle of a battlefield after gambling. That's what you get for having a gambling addiction! Of course I suppose getting caught in the crossfire sounds better then going to school. He decides to investigate supposedly poison gas and meets up with his old mate Suzie. And yeah LeDouche almost gets himself killed but thankfully the PizzaHutMascot gives him a kekkai genkai rip-off as a thank you present from he local Pizza Hut for being their 5000th customer. And with this newfound power he decides to order a mass suicide. But rather then just say 'kill yourselves', he has to be different and say 'order you to die!'
Episode 2: And so the PizzaHutMascot leaves for her day at court, seem she's getting sued by the Uchiha and Hyuuga clan but moving on. With his new powers, he manages to get a free ride off FanserviceSubjectBlack Villetta Nu. Anyway he proceeds to order these terrorist around including FanserviceSubjectRedhead. And now they don't know they're tools. All goes well until Suzie proceeds to pwn them with his ride Lancelot or the one Guinevere is cheating with behind your back. Sadly for LeDouche and Al-Qaeda, they don't have the ride Arthur to bitch slap Guinevere'sNotSoSecretLover or get him to take them on Jerry Springer. So as a result, LeDouche has to get the leader responsible for the attack who is his brother to end the attack
Episode 3: Yeah so the family reunion seems to be going well but then Clovis gets a bullet to his head. Turns out that not only is his a dictator but his a disillusioned artist as well like Hitler! Sigh, why is it always the artist. Oh yeah and he finds that one of the terrorist is a fellow student at this school for Poms that has super shameless uniform that features a unrealistically mini-mini skirt. Seems that the Poms haves also adhered to Jap tradition. Anywho, it turns out that not only is she a Jap but she's also unbelievably bad at sports like cricket. That's right she's a half-Pom, half-Jap. Oh and to satisfy the male CEOs of Code Geass glorious sponsors Pizza Hut, we get a complimentary shower scene from her.
Episode 4: Suzie gets trialled for murder but thankfully LeDouche manages to save him by getting OrangeHater to help them out (yeah too much Vitamin C). Suzie being the tard he is then decides to go to his rigged trial anyway as he thinks he can pull a Gorbachev with the Pommy Empire. Question is, what the fuck is he doing the military then instead of becoming a politician?
Episode 5: So Suzie meets this Princess and LeDouche meets this PizzaHutMascot. Just a episode about the two discussing their Weltanschaung and how they plan to change it all. One decides to plan a glorious revolution and the other plans to infiltrate and destroy the system from the inside by using it. Oh and Suzie manages to save OrangeHater from getting pwned leb-style (4 on 1)