dead people apparently have very little sense of humour
So, I've recently come to the realisation that I don't much like hanging around dead people.
Well, alright, that's not entirely accurate. There's nothing wrong with dead people. In fact, I'm sure some of them might be a lark (especially those that die in "questionable" circumstances, if you get what I mean). It's just dead people that are dressed up to look like alive people having a nap that bother me.
In all honesty, I kept expecting great aunt Molly to jump out and, I dunno, start knitting sweaters for us. She did that a lot. Knitting, that is, not pretending to be dead and then giving everyone heart attacks by pulling a PSYCHE X2 combo (though admittedly, that would be more interesting).
Long story short: awkwardly milling about dead relatives' coffins are not my optimal way to spend an evening.
Well, alright, that's not entirely accurate. There's nothing wrong with dead people. In fact, I'm sure some of them might be a lark (especially those that die in "questionable" circumstances, if you get what I mean). It's just dead people that are dressed up to look like alive people having a nap that bother me.
In all honesty, I kept expecting great aunt Molly to jump out and, I dunno, start knitting sweaters for us. She did that a lot. Knitting, that is, not pretending to be dead and then giving everyone heart attacks by pulling a PSYCHE X2 combo (though admittedly, that would be more interesting).
Long story short: awkwardly milling about dead relatives' coffins are not my optimal way to spend an evening.