friday nite
wow, friday nite sucked major balls...
i don't think i should have gone out. That day i get pulled out of class by meert and he tells me that the admissions people from University of Rhode Island are very very impressed with my schedule and my grades for my highschool academic career. However, they are very concerned with the grades I've received in two classes, well one really and that is Critical Issues in Literature
i fucking hate that class. dileonardo's such a bitch and on a fucking power trip.
on an intersting note, most rapists are on power trips :-P
SO that being said, the admissions guy says to meert (about me) we would love to give chris a scholarship to the University of Rhode Island, but the fact that he has received a "C" in a non-honors course, we're revoking that offer, and we are not going to give him a scholarship to attend.
FUCK
that's gay. I hate that class even more now. I worked really hard in school to get where I am today. I suppose I learn the lesson that it only takes one thing to fuck up a lifetime (however short) of planning. Nonetheless I'm still absolutely outraged, livid, and frustrated to the extreme. They lost a project of mine and told me to hand it in the next day. Let alone remembering that it took me 3 weeks to complete that project, letalone redo it in ONE day...
fuck
So then I go out with some people. I'm going to meet Tina, Jen, Steve, and Javier at the bowling alley. Andrew comes to my house because i told him to because he was going to follow me up there. I talk to anna and i tell her to get up off her ass and go bowling with all of us. So she sits there and deliberates for like I swear, 45 minutes, but i'm sure it was only 5 minutes. I like to have my plans made, so I know what i'm doing instead of sitting there hanging and not knowing what's going on...but then again you already knew that :-P.
I knew from the start it wasn't going to be a good nite, i just had one of those feelings. The first sign? I lose andrew not one mile from my house, on my way to anna's house to pick her up. SO i figure that he knows where the bowling alley is on Rt. 12, but he doesn't. he also doesn't have a CELL PHONE, so I can't call him and just tell him to go down RT. 12 and meet us there. Nevermind you that the temperature feels like it's fuckin' negative one million degrees kelvin (yes i know 0 degrees Kelvin is ABSOLUTE 0; but for posterity's sake, I'm going to say negative one-million degrees kelvin just to emphasize my point and to make it a bit more sardonic in nature :-P).
SO i lose andrew and i just to pashkova's house to pick her up. I'm late because i spent 15 minutes looking for andrew, I hate beign late to pick people up, even if they're not my girlfriend, unless of course you're the other russian-speaking person, then ill get to ur house around 7:15 ;). So i'm wearing my glasses cuz i didn't feel like wearing contacts, and pashkova comes down the stairs and is like...oo ur wearing glasses.
I felt like beign a smart ass and saying no shit i thought they were fucking magnifying glasses, but then again russian people are crazy and there's no telling what her dad or her mother for that matter would have done to me :-P. Her mom's a russian woman that some of the times (more often than not) I have trouble understanding what the hell she's saying :-P. SO i get the 20 questions thing (KGB tactic?). So where do u plan to go to college, etc.
um Rutgers...
accented oooo rahtgerzzz anastasia goes there
< me thinking in my head > JESUS, there's ANOTHER anna? what the fuck is up with them and naming everyone anna?
< me saying: >o, anastasia, is that anna's sister?
< her mother > oooo yes anastasia is so pretty
< me thinking again >um....k? can she help me with my chemistry grades...please!?!?!? :-D never miss an opportunity :-P
< her > Well drive safely, and carefully
< me saying: >of course mrs. pashkova, i always do drive safely...
< thinking > wouldn't that be cool if i just peeled out infront of your house
< me saying again: >I'll take good care of your daughter, I give you my word.
**note I don't think all russians are good at chemistry...
yuriy set an all time chem record low of getting a "4" on his chemistry test. i fared a trifle bit better with a 31 :-x**
maybe it's just people from the continent of asia...nah!!!!
SO i FINALLY get out of there / interrogation j/k.
I'm going down rt. 12 and the low-gas light comes on, i'm like shit, there's no gas stations here on rt. 12 that i'm close to right now. I know there's some, but i don't know if we're gonna make it :-P. wouldn't that be the icing on the cake :-P
meanwhile i STILL need those fucking alloy wheels and the new TIRES too but that's another journal entry in itself hehe.
so i coast my asian - ass into soem gas station. whew *relief*.
So we get to the bowling alley, Frenchtown Lanes and there's a LEAGUE there...shiiiit we can't bowl :-P fux0r.
So we stand around and stuff and just talk. so we decide to go BACK to burger king. I get a call before we leave the Bowling Alley and it's ANDREW, and he's like i'm a wreck i took so many wrong turns, i'm gonna call it a nite and have my mom come pick me up from shoprite and drive me home...
poor boy we all love you :)
So anna and tina switch cars and tina rides with me in her car, *YAY. It was nice to talk to her. Seeing her makes me happy and i think i'm all russian'd out anyways from havign yuriy in my chem class and driving his ass home anyways :-P go figure....
anna goes to ride with Javier in his mazda 6 ( that kid's gonna be in debt for the rest of his life :-P ) and Jen (tina's sister). we go to burger king and we're hangin' there for a bit (yum onion rings) :)
so then we decide to go back and try and see if the geriatric bowling league is done :-P.
they're not...ugh
SO we play pool, and of course the table's second rate. I'm standing there with tina :) and i feel like such a HICK. :-P country music boppin' in the background, old people, tobacco smoke in the air...
Then there's this guy in the corner playing one of those gun games, but of course beign so close to d-ware, it's a hunting animals game - how fitting o:-). But this guy is NUTS. he's in the corner with the gun right up against the screen COMPLETELY GUNG - HO into this game. This kid is trying to move the gun around with the speed of a fuckign bullet, but it's cool, it's downright hilarious. He keeps looking at us every 30 seconds or so and saying incomprehendible things and muttering, and i'm like...whoa...this guy's whacked.
he was.
all of a sudden i hear him say, "I GOT YOU NOW, YOU SACKA VOMIT!!!!"
i get a bright idea
i pick up anna and i start to carry her over near this guy, we'll call him elmer, cuz that's who he looked like :-P sort of.
she starts yelling and struggling and squealing. i swear, i've never heard anyone make noises like that before, it was like trying to give a cat a bath or sumthing. lol. crazy russian ;)
tina's like don't be mean.
i continue to try and carry her towards the guy and introduce her to him....
i'm evil.
we leave.
this is where the night starts to just go bad
so we decide to drive around again to look for somethign to do. we start down rt 12 (towards flemington) Javier just starts SPEEDING like fucking whore. we're both doing close to 90 down rt. 12 and i'm starting to get a bit upset because I don't want to get pulled over again, the day after i went to court for doing 16 miles over the speed limit, let alone get pulled over for doing 40 miles per hour over the speed limit....ugh [ angry face ].
on top of that he [ javier ] has a girl [ anna ] that's my responsibility in his car, and he's being dangerously irresponsible. If it were me, i wouldn't have that much of a problem with it. But her parents trusted me enough to let her go out with tina and my group of friends.
I'm positive that they assumed that she would be riding in my car. she's not, there's strike number one. they don't know Javier or even Jen - strike number two. Javier is speeding insanely - strike 3.
How do I explain to her parents in the event that they either a) get pulled over by the cops or b) they get in an accident and all of them or she gets hurt or killed?
I'm sorry, she [ insert injury / death ] at [ insert time ] tonite after being involved in an 85 mile an hour collision on RT. 12.
who was driving?
a young kid named Javier
are you sure? a young man named chris picked her up
he's okay, she was riding in another car with this guy...
try explaining that to someone else's parents, that you let the person you're supposed to be keeping safe (not to be parenty-ish :-P) get in the car with someone else, and as a result they (might) have gotten injured or worse. The implications and the ramifications of that are much too much to handle, let alone try and bear. So you understand why i was really upset with javier for being so irresponsible.
then....
THE POWER GOES OUT
all the traffic lights are out...
wow weird.
Tina and i are like yelling at javier (even though he can't hear us obviously) to slow down and shit :-P
so apparently ( i didn't know at the time, anna's parents called and told her to come home). nice of everyone to let me know that they were going to drop off the girl i picked up...
-who's that?
idk
-they're chris's friends
-well we don't know them blah blah blah :-P
this is what i envisioned. So javier turns down the road that runs perpendicular to carriage gate and i ask him what the fuck he's doin' and he's like we're goin' to drop anna off, and i'm like, um lemme drop her off, cuz i picked her up and i don't want her to get any shit from her parents, but of course they don't hear.
javier obviously doesn't know where she lives and i'm like um he should probably turn, and all of a sudden he slams on his brakes and turns, and i have to slam on my brakes and swerve to follow him, my wheels lock and go into a turning / slide, he keeps slowing down, and i almost HIT him.
wow that would have sucked even more.
i would have gotten into an accident with javier and i would have hit exactly where pashkova was sitting, so not only would she not have been in the car with me like her parents thought, but I would have possibly been the cause of injuring her...how's that for fuckin' irony :-P but we were lucky.
so i'm like stop dude, and i pull in front of javier and block the road so i can get out and tell him to stop and let me drop her off, so once again, there's not a problem with me gettign yelled at, or her getting yelled at...
it's the responsible character trait in me. it kicks in at weird-ass times. so tina and i are a bit miffed at javier for beign stupid :-P. that was the first time ever that i have not been in control of my car completely. wow scary, even if i'm "crazy" in my car :-P. i always have control of my car.......
so he thinks i'm messin' around and pulls out fast from next to my car, and i'm like dude, stop, but he doesn't - he doesn't understand that we have to be responsible :-P.
she's allowed out again and then they start driving around again and speeding like a fuck.
i suppose i should take this moment and just say
fuck that pissed me off - i'm tryin' to be responsible for once in my life, and i can't because someone's doin' shit that's really dangerous....
anyways, javier's drivin' around and they're just driving everywhere, and like I said, i wanna know where the fuck they're going and what's happening. i like / need to know these things :-P.
they're so indecisve and that pissed me off, but they won't tell me what they're doing.
i'm pissed and i can't just say screw it, i'm goin' home, cuz i still gotta bring pashkova home and it's not fair to her or to anyone else if i do that... MEH.
we're sitting in friday's and i'm just absolutely upset.
aggravated with javier because he's being irresponsible, more so than me. with someone that's been entrusted to my care...meh^2
i love tina, she's so understanding through all of this. she sits and listens to me complain. i hope she reads this because i want her to know that i appreciate her being so wonderful to me, when i'm sure i don't deserve it. she's all these things, smart, understanding, caring, a perfect girlfriend not to mention HOT too :D. i love her...sometimes i could just cry b/c she's so wonderful. like friday nite. beautiful.
so i'm just not gonna talk at the table. of course people, like sheep do what they're told, and they ALL try to cheer me up, and do stupid shit. and stupid shit when i'm not in the mood just competely and absolutely pisses me off to no end. I guess it's the Taurus in me :-D.
so i just go home after that. horrible nite. i tell tina i'm sorry a million times, but she understands and that's why i care about her, because she understands, and i don't get judged because of it. :)
so that was my nite, yes a bit long, but entertaining...nonetheless
i don't think i should have gone out. That day i get pulled out of class by meert and he tells me that the admissions people from University of Rhode Island are very very impressed with my schedule and my grades for my highschool academic career. However, they are very concerned with the grades I've received in two classes, well one really and that is Critical Issues in Literature
i fucking hate that class. dileonardo's such a bitch and on a fucking power trip.
on an intersting note, most rapists are on power trips :-P
SO that being said, the admissions guy says to meert (about me) we would love to give chris a scholarship to the University of Rhode Island, but the fact that he has received a "C" in a non-honors course, we're revoking that offer, and we are not going to give him a scholarship to attend.
FUCK
that's gay. I hate that class even more now. I worked really hard in school to get where I am today. I suppose I learn the lesson that it only takes one thing to fuck up a lifetime (however short) of planning. Nonetheless I'm still absolutely outraged, livid, and frustrated to the extreme. They lost a project of mine and told me to hand it in the next day. Let alone remembering that it took me 3 weeks to complete that project, letalone redo it in ONE day...
fuck
So then I go out with some people. I'm going to meet Tina, Jen, Steve, and Javier at the bowling alley. Andrew comes to my house because i told him to because he was going to follow me up there. I talk to anna and i tell her to get up off her ass and go bowling with all of us. So she sits there and deliberates for like I swear, 45 minutes, but i'm sure it was only 5 minutes. I like to have my plans made, so I know what i'm doing instead of sitting there hanging and not knowing what's going on...but then again you already knew that :-P.
I knew from the start it wasn't going to be a good nite, i just had one of those feelings. The first sign? I lose andrew not one mile from my house, on my way to anna's house to pick her up. SO i figure that he knows where the bowling alley is on Rt. 12, but he doesn't. he also doesn't have a CELL PHONE, so I can't call him and just tell him to go down RT. 12 and meet us there. Nevermind you that the temperature feels like it's fuckin' negative one million degrees kelvin (yes i know 0 degrees Kelvin is ABSOLUTE 0; but for posterity's sake, I'm going to say negative one-million degrees kelvin just to emphasize my point and to make it a bit more sardonic in nature :-P).
SO i lose andrew and i just to pashkova's house to pick her up. I'm late because i spent 15 minutes looking for andrew, I hate beign late to pick people up, even if they're not my girlfriend, unless of course you're the other russian-speaking person, then ill get to ur house around 7:15 ;). So i'm wearing my glasses cuz i didn't feel like wearing contacts, and pashkova comes down the stairs and is like...oo ur wearing glasses.
I felt like beign a smart ass and saying no shit i thought they were fucking magnifying glasses, but then again russian people are crazy and there's no telling what her dad or her mother for that matter would have done to me :-P. Her mom's a russian woman that some of the times (more often than not) I have trouble understanding what the hell she's saying :-P. SO i get the 20 questions thing (KGB tactic?). So where do u plan to go to college, etc.
um Rutgers...
accented oooo rahtgerzzz anastasia goes there
< me thinking in my head > JESUS, there's ANOTHER anna? what the fuck is up with them and naming everyone anna?
< me saying: >o, anastasia, is that anna's sister?
< her mother > oooo yes anastasia is so pretty
< me thinking again >um....k? can she help me with my chemistry grades...please!?!?!? :-D never miss an opportunity :-P
< her > Well drive safely, and carefully
< me saying: >of course mrs. pashkova, i always do drive safely...
< thinking > wouldn't that be cool if i just peeled out infront of your house
< me saying again: >I'll take good care of your daughter, I give you my word.
**note I don't think all russians are good at chemistry...
yuriy set an all time chem record low of getting a "4" on his chemistry test. i fared a trifle bit better with a 31 :-x**
maybe it's just people from the continent of asia...nah!!!!
SO i FINALLY get out of there / interrogation j/k.
I'm going down rt. 12 and the low-gas light comes on, i'm like shit, there's no gas stations here on rt. 12 that i'm close to right now. I know there's some, but i don't know if we're gonna make it :-P. wouldn't that be the icing on the cake :-P
meanwhile i STILL need those fucking alloy wheels and the new TIRES too but that's another journal entry in itself hehe.
so i coast my asian - ass into soem gas station. whew *relief*.
So we get to the bowling alley, Frenchtown Lanes and there's a LEAGUE there...shiiiit we can't bowl :-P fux0r.
So we stand around and stuff and just talk. so we decide to go BACK to burger king. I get a call before we leave the Bowling Alley and it's ANDREW, and he's like i'm a wreck i took so many wrong turns, i'm gonna call it a nite and have my mom come pick me up from shoprite and drive me home...
poor boy we all love you :)
So anna and tina switch cars and tina rides with me in her car, *YAY. It was nice to talk to her. Seeing her makes me happy and i think i'm all russian'd out anyways from havign yuriy in my chem class and driving his ass home anyways :-P go figure....
anna goes to ride with Javier in his mazda 6 ( that kid's gonna be in debt for the rest of his life :-P ) and Jen (tina's sister). we go to burger king and we're hangin' there for a bit (yum onion rings) :)
so then we decide to go back and try and see if the geriatric bowling league is done :-P.
they're not...ugh
SO we play pool, and of course the table's second rate. I'm standing there with tina :) and i feel like such a HICK. :-P country music boppin' in the background, old people, tobacco smoke in the air...
Then there's this guy in the corner playing one of those gun games, but of course beign so close to d-ware, it's a hunting animals game - how fitting o:-). But this guy is NUTS. he's in the corner with the gun right up against the screen COMPLETELY GUNG - HO into this game. This kid is trying to move the gun around with the speed of a fuckign bullet, but it's cool, it's downright hilarious. He keeps looking at us every 30 seconds or so and saying incomprehendible things and muttering, and i'm like...whoa...this guy's whacked.
he was.
all of a sudden i hear him say, "I GOT YOU NOW, YOU SACKA VOMIT!!!!"
i get a bright idea
i pick up anna and i start to carry her over near this guy, we'll call him elmer, cuz that's who he looked like :-P sort of.
she starts yelling and struggling and squealing. i swear, i've never heard anyone make noises like that before, it was like trying to give a cat a bath or sumthing. lol. crazy russian ;)
tina's like don't be mean.
i continue to try and carry her towards the guy and introduce her to him....
i'm evil.
we leave.
this is where the night starts to just go bad
so we decide to drive around again to look for somethign to do. we start down rt 12 (towards flemington) Javier just starts SPEEDING like fucking whore. we're both doing close to 90 down rt. 12 and i'm starting to get a bit upset because I don't want to get pulled over again, the day after i went to court for doing 16 miles over the speed limit, let alone get pulled over for doing 40 miles per hour over the speed limit....ugh [ angry face ].
on top of that he [ javier ] has a girl [ anna ] that's my responsibility in his car, and he's being dangerously irresponsible. If it were me, i wouldn't have that much of a problem with it. But her parents trusted me enough to let her go out with tina and my group of friends.
I'm positive that they assumed that she would be riding in my car. she's not, there's strike number one. they don't know Javier or even Jen - strike number two. Javier is speeding insanely - strike 3.
How do I explain to her parents in the event that they either a) get pulled over by the cops or b) they get in an accident and all of them or she gets hurt or killed?
I'm sorry, she [ insert injury / death ] at [ insert time ] tonite after being involved in an 85 mile an hour collision on RT. 12.
who was driving?
a young kid named Javier
are you sure? a young man named chris picked her up
he's okay, she was riding in another car with this guy...
try explaining that to someone else's parents, that you let the person you're supposed to be keeping safe (not to be parenty-ish :-P) get in the car with someone else, and as a result they (might) have gotten injured or worse. The implications and the ramifications of that are much too much to handle, let alone try and bear. So you understand why i was really upset with javier for being so irresponsible.
then....
THE POWER GOES OUT
all the traffic lights are out...
wow weird.
Tina and i are like yelling at javier (even though he can't hear us obviously) to slow down and shit :-P
so apparently ( i didn't know at the time, anna's parents called and told her to come home). nice of everyone to let me know that they were going to drop off the girl i picked up...
-who's that?
idk
-they're chris's friends
-well we don't know them blah blah blah :-P
this is what i envisioned. So javier turns down the road that runs perpendicular to carriage gate and i ask him what the fuck he's doin' and he's like we're goin' to drop anna off, and i'm like, um lemme drop her off, cuz i picked her up and i don't want her to get any shit from her parents, but of course they don't hear.
javier obviously doesn't know where she lives and i'm like um he should probably turn, and all of a sudden he slams on his brakes and turns, and i have to slam on my brakes and swerve to follow him, my wheels lock and go into a turning / slide, he keeps slowing down, and i almost HIT him.
wow that would have sucked even more.
i would have gotten into an accident with javier and i would have hit exactly where pashkova was sitting, so not only would she not have been in the car with me like her parents thought, but I would have possibly been the cause of injuring her...how's that for fuckin' irony :-P but we were lucky.
so i'm like stop dude, and i pull in front of javier and block the road so i can get out and tell him to stop and let me drop her off, so once again, there's not a problem with me gettign yelled at, or her getting yelled at...
it's the responsible character trait in me. it kicks in at weird-ass times. so tina and i are a bit miffed at javier for beign stupid :-P. that was the first time ever that i have not been in control of my car completely. wow scary, even if i'm "crazy" in my car :-P. i always have control of my car.......
so he thinks i'm messin' around and pulls out fast from next to my car, and i'm like dude, stop, but he doesn't - he doesn't understand that we have to be responsible :-P.
she's allowed out again and then they start driving around again and speeding like a fuck.
i suppose i should take this moment and just say
fuck that pissed me off - i'm tryin' to be responsible for once in my life, and i can't because someone's doin' shit that's really dangerous....
anyways, javier's drivin' around and they're just driving everywhere, and like I said, i wanna know where the fuck they're going and what's happening. i like / need to know these things :-P.
they're so indecisve and that pissed me off, but they won't tell me what they're doing.
i'm pissed and i can't just say screw it, i'm goin' home, cuz i still gotta bring pashkova home and it's not fair to her or to anyone else if i do that... MEH.
we're sitting in friday's and i'm just absolutely upset.
aggravated with javier because he's being irresponsible, more so than me. with someone that's been entrusted to my care...meh^2
i love tina, she's so understanding through all of this. she sits and listens to me complain. i hope she reads this because i want her to know that i appreciate her being so wonderful to me, when i'm sure i don't deserve it. she's all these things, smart, understanding, caring, a perfect girlfriend not to mention HOT too :D. i love her...sometimes i could just cry b/c she's so wonderful. like friday nite. beautiful.
so i'm just not gonna talk at the table. of course people, like sheep do what they're told, and they ALL try to cheer me up, and do stupid shit. and stupid shit when i'm not in the mood just competely and absolutely pisses me off to no end. I guess it's the Taurus in me :-D.
so i just go home after that. horrible nite. i tell tina i'm sorry a million times, but she understands and that's why i care about her, because she understands, and i don't get judged because of it. :)
so that was my nite, yes a bit long, but entertaining...nonetheless