Even better than having my super slow evil death machine actually work!!!

[ganon]

Hi all!! My new secret evil base is complete!!! We have wireless internet, and an evil bowling alley!! (we're trying to get Johngantic to become an evil ninja!!)

The evil ninja anti-do-gooder lazer prototype is complete, and will be displayed at Tianna's party!!!

The world is mine on a delicious half shell!!!! Hwa ha ha ha ha!!!

And we will, oh yes, we will find Bull Pillman!!!