Goddammit, I had to have a break in my school work, so I decided to write something for a prompt given by misumisu84.
I wanted something lighthearted, short and funny, so I chose: “I didn't know you were into that sort of thing!”
DOES SOMEONE WANT TO BETA IT?
Title: Nantaimori (if you don't know what it is, check after reading the fic)
Pairing: Bya-Ren
Rating: Like, PG-13? I can’t really write smut.
Author: meeh.
Words: about 560
Beta: none
Summary: Renji is invited for a very enjoyable dinner.
Inspiration: some Offspring goodness, misumisu84’s prompt: “I didn't know you were into that sort of thing!”
Warnings: yaoi, food playing
Disclaimer: bleach is not mine, sadly.
Renji stood in the main hall of the giant Kuchiki mansion, biting his lips nervously. A servant had opened the enormous gate for him, then he was guided across the paved square surrounded by an extremely ordered and elegant garden and finally showed to the main hall, servant telling him that Kuchiki-dono would be ready in a moment.
Kuchiki-dono. It sounded funny to Renji. He never called Byakuya like that, and since a few months, he even called him by his given name. Byakuya gave him that permission when they got… closer to each other. Much closer. That close, that Renji knew Byakuya was preparing something special when that morning, for the first time ever, his captain had invited him for a dinner.
He found himself anticipating the meeting. He wasn’t really sure how does an aristocratic dinner look like, how should he behave and what Byakuya really meant by inviting him. He paid much attention to what he chose to wear and decided that a brown silk yukata would be the best, but despite the elegant clothes, he felt clumsy and ungraceful compared to Byakuya.
He looked at the shoji panels around, trying to calm himself. The room was at least the size of an average gym hall at the Shinigami quarters and had a few doors leading to the other rooms. On the panels there were magnificent paintings that depicted pink sakura blossoms and black cranes…
And suddenly something, also pink-and-black, crossed the hall in front of Renji in a flash.
Renji blinked. He wasn’t sure about it, but it seemed… But, no way.
A servant entered the room, blushing a little bit, and showed the red-haired Shinigami to follow him. Unsure about what exactly made the servant blush, Renji did follow him. After walking through a long corridor, the servant left him in front of a particularly decorated door.
Renji kneeled and pushed the door open.
He raised his head slowly, nervous about what he would see there. And what he saw confirmed his fears.
“Oh… uhm. Erm. T-tai-taichou…? I… I honestly didn’t know… you were into that sort of things…”
Before him, Byakuya, that Kuchiki Byakuya, presented a very uncommon view.
Renji tried his best to stay calm and keep his eyes the average size.
Byakuya seemed not to have any difficulties maintaining his usual indifferent façade.
“I apologize that I had kept you waiting”, he said emotionlessly. “I had to prepare myself for the dinner. I hope that you will enjoy our meeting and now that I am ready, would you please join me?”
Renji looked at his taichou, puzzled. He cautiously entered the room and slid the door closed. It became darker - the room was lit only by a set of candles near the… the so-called table. Renji inhaled deeply, suddenly hoping that this unusual situation is not a dream.
He had fantasized about it for so long it almost hurt.
He felt warmth spread across his lower regions. Smiling, he moved closer to Byakuya… who was shooting him inviting glances, lying in a very seductive position on a long table covered with sakura petals… dressed only in tight black leather G-string and pink flowers. Delicious sushi was placed all over his naked torso, waiting for Renji to appease his hunger… both for food and for Byakuya. It was going to be an enjoyable dinner, indeed.
Ha, ha. That's all. Now bye-bye, I'm going to my aikido training!