Jan 20, 2017 18:34
I've kind of avoided the news today as I imagine several others have done too, but I just wanted to say one thing. It's something I'm rather surprised I've not seen mentioned anywhere yet.
In the UK, there are several terms used for a particular bodily function. One of them in particular tends to be used by young children or in a family friendly setting. It can best be described as "a noxious emission from an arsehole". And how appropriate that is. Every mention of the new president probably has British people sniggering into their tea because here a trump is another word for a fart.
So in the future, whenever you read or hear something about this president, just think of him as President Fart. And hopefully it won't be too long before the wind of change blows his foul stink away.
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