Molly Pitcher resists imperial demands.

Mar 10, 2008 11:05

Hey, so, note in case I somehow get hit on the head and forget: don't play poker with FBI BAU cocksu squatters.

Don't do anything with FBI guys. Including piss on them if they're on fire.

And ladies, if you're dating one? Dump him. They're smug as shit, and they'll get off telling you you're doing it wrong.

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goodhunting March 10 2008, 22:11:05 UTC

...Wasn't shooting you. Just saying you were cocky.

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gangstermoll March 10 2008, 22:12:33 UTC
Said I couldn't be wounded. I do know that one's not true.

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goodhunting March 10 2008, 22:23:03 UTC

after a short time

It isn't?

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gangstermoll March 10 2008, 22:49:19 UTC
Apparently swaggering FBI types, they hurt my feelings. So there's one.

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goodhunting March 10 2008, 23:18:00 UTC
Apparently so. Don't they swagger in the NYPD?

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gangstermoll March 10 2008, 23:33:45 UTC
Been known to happen now and then.

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goodhunting March 10 2008, 23:39:21 UTC
Then you'll be fine. Toughen up. Isn't that what they tell you? Toughen up and no one can wound you.

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gangstermoll March 10 2008, 23:42:25 UTC
That's what I need to do, huh.

Good to be warned.

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goodhunting March 11 2008, 00:13:30 UTC
Just a recommendation.

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Gray. gangstermoll March 11 2008, 00:15:49 UTC
Any other words of advice?

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Mike goodhunting March 11 2008, 00:18:16 UTC
...Don't drop hammers on your foot?

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Gray. gangstermoll March 11 2008, 00:21:25 UTC
Nice.

I don't mess with hammers. Or cars. Hurts me to admit it, but it's true.

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Mike goodhunting March 11 2008, 00:22:25 UTC
Didn't say I'd done it.

Why would you mess with cars? Several tons of metal, they're going to mess back.

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Gray. gangstermoll March 11 2008, 00:31:19 UTC
Just a warning. Apparently, when it's up to the untrained eye, I come off as the kinda guy who rolls out from under a car and waves for different types of wrenches. So if you saw through that already? Good job.

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Mike goodhunting March 11 2008, 00:33:24 UTC
Thanks, but after the divorce I took a course in mechanics so I didn't have to pull the 'little helpless woman' crap. Really don't need help in that regard. Or any other.

And actually, most guys who attempt to fix cars themselves based on a knowledge cribbed from men's magazines, destroy the car.

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Gray. gangstermoll March 11 2008, 00:51:26 UTC
So you've got a law degree, you can fix cars, you save kids and battered women.

Now'd be a good time to mention the x-ray vision.

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