Molly Pitcher's heartstrings aren't tugged.
So, okay, here's a fun story. My brother's getting remarried. To the same woman he just finished divorcing, I don't know, six months ago.
Now, I know that love's a rocky road. I get that. There are ups, downs, sidewayses, whatever, it's cool, I hate being bored too. But this woman's psycho. She slept with his divorce lawyer. She actually crushed the engagement ring with her SUV. And when it all falls through, is he going to come back to the city O his heart? No. I'm gonna have to go to Philly to pry his cheek off a bar.
And Philly.
Jesus.
Now, I know that love's a rocky road. I get that. There are ups, downs, sidewayses, whatever, it's cool, I hate being bored too. But this woman's psycho. She slept with his divorce lawyer. She actually crushed the engagement ring with her SUV. And when it all falls through, is he going to come back to the city O his heart? No. I'm gonna have to go to Philly to pry his cheek off a bar.
And Philly.
Jesus.