longest mother fucking survey ever
i thought i would burden all of you with a survey that nobody would read even half of. i ran upon this website survey thing and was mad bored so i did it and it surprisingly didn't take as long as it may seem. enjoy fuckers
You
What is your full name:ross youmans
Date of birth:10/13/86
Gender:im a dude
Astrological sign:libra
Height:five eight
Weight:one eighty five
Hair color:reddish brown
Eye color:green
Where were you born:moscow, idaho
Where do you reside now:tallahassee, florida
Age:17
Screen names:orangesodeypop
What does your screen name stand for:figure it out
Piercings:none
Tattoo's:no
Obsessions:being germ free, making everything even and in order, not stepping on cracks
Addictions:home makeover shows, message boards, stupid shit like these things, and moshing
Shoe size:ten and one half
What do you like the most about your body?:my wrists, along with the two inches on either side of them
And least?:my fatness
Righty or lefty:right handed
What are your #1 priorities in life:see Obsessions, and keeping the people i like and care about happy and close to me
Wearing:underpants, basketball shorts
Hearing:"jason goes to hell"
Feeling:tired and pissed off
Eating/drinking:ramen noodles, oriental style/water
Girls/Love//And Other Stuff
Have you ever been in love:yes i have
How many people have you been in REAL love with:one
How many people have you dated:one
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex:their face
What type of girl do you usually go for:the type i am dating
Do you believe in love at first sight:no
Do you remember your first love:yes
Turn-ons:ummmmm...
Turn-offs:smoking, drinking, cheating, sluts and whores
Family Stuff
How many siblings do you have:one
What are your siblings names:tyler
Is your family close:yes
Does your family get together for holidays:used to until we moved to florida
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family:no, but i would laugh if it happened
Music Stuff
What's the most embarrassing cd you own:i already got rid of all of those
What's the best cd you own:bury your dead - you had me at hello
What song do you absolutely hate:just about every country song
Do you sing in the shower:yes every day
What song reminds you of that special someone:still the one by orleans, that song is fucking awesome
Favorites
Color:orange
Food:cake
Song:for now, live to regret by swear to god
Show:family guy, in a fix, rugrats, fresh prince of bel-air, king of queens, friends, street smarts, outback jack, celebrity poker
School subject:algebra
Band/singer/artist:one king down/bury your dead
Animal:koala
Outfit:basketball shorts and a tee shirt
Movie:the goonies/the christmas toy, probably a lot i am not thinking of
Pair of shoes:red pumas
Cartoon:family guy
Actor:christopher walken
Drink:water
Soda:sunkist
Holiday:halloween or christmas
Card Game:speed/rummy/texas hold'em
Video game:mario kart
Book:everyone poops
Cereal:cookie crisp/mini wheats(frosted or strawberry filled)
Comedian:harland williams
Clothing store:old navy
Pastime:basketball and moshing
Teacher:lynn
Thing to do on the weekend:sit at home, play basketball, go to shows
Hot drink:hot chocolate
Season:winter
Sport to watch:basketball/lacrosse
Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets:beigeish
What color are your bedroom walls:orange
Do you have posters on your wall:no
If so of what:i said no bitch!
Do you have a tv in your bedroom:yes i do indeed
How many pillows are on your bed:two
What do you normally sleep in:my undies :)
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas:they are comfortable and starry
What size bed do you have:full i think
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed:a futon
Describe the last nightmare you had:i don't remember my dreams
Do you sleep with stuffed animals:not usually
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed:proably tree or four
Any unusual sleeping positions:no, but i have been found on the flood with my head on the bed before
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling:fuck no
Do you snore:not that i know of
How about drool:yeah boy
What color is the carpet in your room:wooden brown
What's under your bed:the floor
This or that
Doughnuts/bagels:doughnuts are nummy
Day/night:night
Heaven/hell:fuck them both
Make love/have sex:make love
Coffee/tea:coffee
Rap/rock:neither
Britney/Christina:britney's songs are about catchy as fuck, they get stuck in my head constantly
Swiss cheese/american cheese:american
Real World/Road Rules:road rules
Silver/gold:silver
Nike/Adidas:nike shoes, adidas shorts
Sweet/sour:sweet
Punk/emo:they both suck dick
Hot/cold:cold
Winter/summer:winter
Spring/fall:fall
Operas/plays:plays
Read/watch tv:watch the telly
Cd's/tapes:cds
Dvd's/vhs:dvds
Old/new:new
Shorts/skirts:shorts
Pink/red:red
Colored pictures/black and white photos:colored
Meat/vegetables:vegetables
Mexican food/chinese food:that is a fucking tough one, but i would probably have to chose chinese
Commercials/infomercials:infomercials, i watch them shits all night long
Scary movies/comedies:comedies
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits:i like to wear bikinis myself
Sandals/tennis shoes:tennis shoes
Dogs/cats:dogs, cats are for pussies
Unicorns/fairies:both of them are fake and gay
Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights:colored lights make it so much more fun
Cars/trucks::cars, hicks drive trucks, and i am not a fucking hick
Popcorn/pretzels:popcorn
Hip/hop:you're a moron
Passionate kiss/peck:passionate kiss
Back rub/foot massage:foot massage
Picture frames/photo albums:photo albums can hold more so they are cooler
Pens/pencils:pencils
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem:little bitch that has to carry a gun, but im wouldn't do shit because that nigga rolls mad deep
Virgins:the best way to be
God:imaginary friend
The Osbournes:crackhead bitches
Reality TV:most awesome thing to ever come from the television industry
J.Lo:that bitch gets married like little kids loose teeth
Religion:fine if you don't push it on me
Emo music:for pussy ass faggots
Valentine's Day:shittiest day in the world
Christina Aguilera's comeback:dirty
Homosexuals:fags, but i have no problem with that
Abortion:fine with me
Inter-racial relationships:who the fuck wrote this shit, i don't fucking care
Murder:bad and wrong, i suggest you don't do it
Death:gonna happen
Obesity:fun to laugh at but im a bit pudgy so poop
Pre-marital sex:it's a ok
Terrorism:dumb and fucked up
Pornography:gross
Fortune Tellers:liars
Threesomes:not my thing, stricktly for freaky sluts and horny bastards
Prostitution:sluts and whores make me sick, and they have gross diseases and growths all up on their treasure chest
Politics:don't follow it
Country music:shittiest music ever!
George W. Bush:he choked on a pretzel, fucking moron
Cloning:weird and scary
Britney's boobs:fake i guess
Gas prices in America:don't drive, don't care
Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone:no
Been on a diet:nope but i should be
Been to a foreign country:no
Broken a bone:left arm twice
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling:i think i might have way long ago
Swear at a teacher:no, that's bad
Gotten beaten up?:a couple times
Beaten someone up?:no
Dated a teacher:fuck, what the, no
Laughed so hard you peed your pants:no
Thought about killing your enemy:hells yes
Gone skinny dipping:never!
Told a little white lie:yeap
Told a secret you swore not to tell:most likely
Stolen anything:yeah, from stores and people, watch the fuck out!
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid:i have done that with many words, including multiple swears
Been in a mosh pit:yeah
Been to a concert:yes
Dated one of your best friends:yeah
Thought of having sex with a friend?:yeah
Loved someone so much it makes you cry:sure
Deceived somebody close to you:no
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?:yes
Broken the law:yeah, i fucking j-walk you faggots
Been to a rodeo:no but i want to hit one of those up
Been on a talk show:no
Been on a game show:no sir, would like to
Been on an airplane:many times
Got to ride on a firetruck:i fucking wish
Came close to dying:no
Cheated on a bf/gf:hell naw
Gave someone a piggy back ride:yeah
Terrorized a babysitter:never had a babysitter
Made a mud pie:god damn right i did, and i would do it again
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff:i don't remember my dreams
Snuck out of the house at night:ummmmm. no, but i helped people do that
Been so drunk you don't remember your name:no
Had an eating disorder:nope
Felt like you didn't belong:yeah sure
Felt like the 3rd wheel:yes
Smoked:yeah
Done drugs:indeed i have
Been arrested:no
Had your tonsils removed:negative
Won a bet:yes, and nate still owes me a dollar
Written a love letter:no, but i should
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love:yeah
Written a love poem:i hate poetry
Kissed in the rain:no, but i should
Slow danced with someone you love:no, but i should
Participated in an orgy:ewwww, that's fucking sick, no
Faked an orgasm:naw
Stolen a kiss:yeah
Asked a friend for relationship advice:no
Had a friend steal your bf/gf:no, and it better not fucking happen
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love:naw
Gotten a speeding ticket:don't speed, it is scary
Done jail time:wouldn't you most likely have to get arrested to do jail time?
Had to wear a uniform to work:never worked before
Won a trophy:no
Thrown up in public:yes, no
Bowled a perfect game:no, but i do need to go bowling soon
Failed/got held back:hell no, im a fucking smart guy
Got perfect attendance in grade school:yeah
Roasted pumpkin seeds:indeed
Taken ballet/karate lessons:judo bitch, be careful
Attempted suicide:nope
Cut yourself:no
The Last Person...
That haunted you?:what the fuck
You wanted to kill?:blondie boy
That you laughed at?:my pops
That laughed at you?:nate
That turned you on?:i wonder
You went shopping with?:nate
That broke your heart?:rose, boohoo
To make you cry?:rose, boohoohoo
To brighten up your day?:my day is always bright
That you thought about?:jason voorhees
You talked to through IM?:devan
You saw?:nate and tyler
Childhood Stuff
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes:no
Did you own Treasure Trolls:fuck yeah and i still got them
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210:no, what kind of child would watch that, a fucked up child that's what kind
Did you play Simon Says:of course
Did you watch Fraggle Rock:yeah,
Did you wet the bed:im sure i have before
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed:i always thought when i turned off the lights that a vampire would attack me when i was little
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them:unfortunately i was not so lucky
Were you shy:yyeah, i still am
Were you spoiled:not really
Were you abused:no
Did you go to the circus:yeah, and that shit rocked
Did you go to the zoo:mmhmmm, yes
Were you in a car accident:no
Did you build snowmen:fuck yeah
Did you cry when you scraped your knee:probably, im a fucking pussy
Were your older cousins mean to you:no
Did you think slinkies were cool:fucking awesome is more like it
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer:they don't?
Were you afraid of the dark:holy shit yes
Did you have slumber parties:no, i had sleepovers, i am not a girl
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy:yeah
Randomness
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?:dana
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?:nobody, my name is better than everybody's
Do you believe in aliens:no i don't
Name three things that are next to your computer:glass of watter, afro pick, and a clothes shaver
Do you have any hidden talents:no
Do you wish MTV would play music videos:no, i love it tha way it is
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be:comedy or horror
What would your movie star name be:some crappy movie name
Do you play any sports:basketball in my free time
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen:i know what you did last summer
What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently:secondhand lions and eurotrip
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen:don't know
Do you drive:sometimes
What is your dream car:'64 impala, or a ford festiva
Do you think your good looking:no
Do others think you are good looking:not in the slightest
Would you ever sky dive:no
Do you believe in Bigfoot:no
How many rooms do you have in your house:seven or eight
Are you afraid of roller coasters:no
Do you have any bad habits:i pick my nose
Do you believe in God:nope
Do you believe in Satan:no
Do you believe there is a heaven:naw
Do you believe there is a hell:shut the fuck up, no
Do you own a pooltable:no, i need one
Do you have a pool:no sir
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen:yeah
Do you like chocolate:yes
Are you confident?:no
What is the fictional character you are most like?:oscar the grouch and cookie monster rolled into one
Where do you think we go when we die?:in the ground or the kiln
Who's on your shit-list?:to many fucking people
Who/what is on your 2003 calendar:i threw that away when it turned 2004 shithead
How many U.S. states have you been to:probably about eighteen
Ever wished on a shooting star:no
Best Halloween costume you ever wore:clown
Do you carry any weapons on you:no, weapons are for pussies
What is your greatest strength and weakness:im a pretty stable person, im quite dependent on other people
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?:i would be tougher, physically, because i feel like a person is going to want to beat my ass in the near future
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?:that most people suck
Name something you can't get enough of:cake and moshing
Describe yourself in 3 adjectives:nice, funny, unsocial
How many kids do you want to have:one or two
Future daughters names:haven't thought that far ahead
Future sons names:see above
What is your ideal way to die:painlessly
How do you release stress:get to a show and let it all go
Do you consider yourself a trendy person:no
Are you an artisitic person:not at all
Are you a realistic person?:i don't really think so
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off:i try to but no
Are you a strong person:no
Are you a strong willed person:no
Who is the last person to e-mail you:some dude from a costume website
Who is the last person to IM you:devan
Do you hate chain e-mails:yes, with a passion
Are you a deep sleeper:not really
Are you a good story teller:no
What do you believe is your best quality:i don't know, my sense of humor
What is your greatest accomplishment:i passed first grade, YAY!
Do you like to burn candles or incense:yeah
Do you have your own credit card:nopers
Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?:keep most of it and buy lots of toys and shit with the rest
Do you have a check book:no
Do you like your drivers licence:yeah, it's fun to laugh at
Do you tan easily:naw
What color is your hair naturally:reddish brown
How many fillings do you have:one or two
How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit:zero
Is the glass half empty or half full:if you are talking about the glass in front of my computer then it is completely empty
Last thing you downloaded:a song
Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?:no
What do you think people think of you:that i am an asshole
Are you a likeable person:no
Do you need therapy:no
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance:no assface
Do you love your bf/gf:yes
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP:wow
End
now who wants to suck my asshole!?
You
What is your full name:ross youmans
Date of birth:10/13/86
Gender:im a dude
Astrological sign:libra
Height:five eight
Weight:one eighty five
Hair color:reddish brown
Eye color:green
Where were you born:moscow, idaho
Where do you reside now:tallahassee, florida
Age:17
Screen names:orangesodeypop
What does your screen name stand for:figure it out
Piercings:none
Tattoo's:no
Obsessions:being germ free, making everything even and in order, not stepping on cracks
Addictions:home makeover shows, message boards, stupid shit like these things, and moshing
Shoe size:ten and one half
What do you like the most about your body?:my wrists, along with the two inches on either side of them
And least?:my fatness
Righty or lefty:right handed
What are your #1 priorities in life:see Obsessions, and keeping the people i like and care about happy and close to me
Wearing:underpants, basketball shorts
Hearing:"jason goes to hell"
Feeling:tired and pissed off
Eating/drinking:ramen noodles, oriental style/water
Girls/Love//And Other Stuff
Have you ever been in love:yes i have
How many people have you been in REAL love with:one
How many people have you dated:one
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex:their face
What type of girl do you usually go for:the type i am dating
Do you believe in love at first sight:no
Do you remember your first love:yes
Turn-ons:ummmmm...
Turn-offs:smoking, drinking, cheating, sluts and whores
Family Stuff
How many siblings do you have:one
What are your siblings names:tyler
Is your family close:yes
Does your family get together for holidays:used to until we moved to florida
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family:no, but i would laugh if it happened
Music Stuff
What's the most embarrassing cd you own:i already got rid of all of those
What's the best cd you own:bury your dead - you had me at hello
What song do you absolutely hate:just about every country song
Do you sing in the shower:yes every day
What song reminds you of that special someone:still the one by orleans, that song is fucking awesome
Favorites
Color:orange
Food:cake
Song:for now, live to regret by swear to god
Show:family guy, in a fix, rugrats, fresh prince of bel-air, king of queens, friends, street smarts, outback jack, celebrity poker
School subject:algebra
Band/singer/artist:one king down/bury your dead
Animal:koala
Outfit:basketball shorts and a tee shirt
Movie:the goonies/the christmas toy, probably a lot i am not thinking of
Pair of shoes:red pumas
Cartoon:family guy
Actor:christopher walken
Drink:water
Soda:sunkist
Holiday:halloween or christmas
Card Game:speed/rummy/texas hold'em
Video game:mario kart
Book:everyone poops
Cereal:cookie crisp/mini wheats(frosted or strawberry filled)
Comedian:harland williams
Clothing store:old navy
Pastime:basketball and moshing
Teacher:lynn
Thing to do on the weekend:sit at home, play basketball, go to shows
Hot drink:hot chocolate
Season:winter
Sport to watch:basketball/lacrosse
Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets:beigeish
What color are your bedroom walls:orange
Do you have posters on your wall:no
If so of what:i said no bitch!
Do you have a tv in your bedroom:yes i do indeed
How many pillows are on your bed:two
What do you normally sleep in:my undies :)
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas:they are comfortable and starry
What size bed do you have:full i think
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed:a futon
Describe the last nightmare you had:i don't remember my dreams
Do you sleep with stuffed animals:not usually
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed:proably tree or four
Any unusual sleeping positions:no, but i have been found on the flood with my head on the bed before
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling:fuck no
Do you snore:not that i know of
How about drool:yeah boy
What color is the carpet in your room:wooden brown
What's under your bed:the floor
This or that
Doughnuts/bagels:doughnuts are nummy
Day/night:night
Heaven/hell:fuck them both
Make love/have sex:make love
Coffee/tea:coffee
Rap/rock:neither
Britney/Christina:britney's songs are about catchy as fuck, they get stuck in my head constantly
Swiss cheese/american cheese:american
Real World/Road Rules:road rules
Silver/gold:silver
Nike/Adidas:nike shoes, adidas shorts
Sweet/sour:sweet
Punk/emo:they both suck dick
Hot/cold:cold
Winter/summer:winter
Spring/fall:fall
Operas/plays:plays
Read/watch tv:watch the telly
Cd's/tapes:cds
Dvd's/vhs:dvds
Old/new:new
Shorts/skirts:shorts
Pink/red:red
Colored pictures/black and white photos:colored
Meat/vegetables:vegetables
Mexican food/chinese food:that is a fucking tough one, but i would probably have to chose chinese
Commercials/infomercials:infomercials, i watch them shits all night long
Scary movies/comedies:comedies
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits:i like to wear bikinis myself
Sandals/tennis shoes:tennis shoes
Dogs/cats:dogs, cats are for pussies
Unicorns/fairies:both of them are fake and gay
Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights:colored lights make it so much more fun
Cars/trucks::cars, hicks drive trucks, and i am not a fucking hick
Popcorn/pretzels:popcorn
Hip/hop:you're a moron
Passionate kiss/peck:passionate kiss
Back rub/foot massage:foot massage
Picture frames/photo albums:photo albums can hold more so they are cooler
Pens/pencils:pencils
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem:little bitch that has to carry a gun, but im wouldn't do shit because that nigga rolls mad deep
Virgins:the best way to be
God:imaginary friend
The Osbournes:crackhead bitches
Reality TV:most awesome thing to ever come from the television industry
J.Lo:that bitch gets married like little kids loose teeth
Religion:fine if you don't push it on me
Emo music:for pussy ass faggots
Valentine's Day:shittiest day in the world
Christina Aguilera's comeback:dirty
Homosexuals:fags, but i have no problem with that
Abortion:fine with me
Inter-racial relationships:who the fuck wrote this shit, i don't fucking care
Murder:bad and wrong, i suggest you don't do it
Death:gonna happen
Obesity:fun to laugh at but im a bit pudgy so poop
Pre-marital sex:it's a ok
Terrorism:dumb and fucked up
Pornography:gross
Fortune Tellers:liars
Threesomes:not my thing, stricktly for freaky sluts and horny bastards
Prostitution:sluts and whores make me sick, and they have gross diseases and growths all up on their treasure chest
Politics:don't follow it
Country music:shittiest music ever!
George W. Bush:he choked on a pretzel, fucking moron
Cloning:weird and scary
Britney's boobs:fake i guess
Gas prices in America:don't drive, don't care
Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone:no
Been on a diet:nope but i should be
Been to a foreign country:no
Broken a bone:left arm twice
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling:i think i might have way long ago
Swear at a teacher:no, that's bad
Gotten beaten up?:a couple times
Beaten someone up?:no
Dated a teacher:fuck, what the, no
Laughed so hard you peed your pants:no
Thought about killing your enemy:hells yes
Gone skinny dipping:never!
Told a little white lie:yeap
Told a secret you swore not to tell:most likely
Stolen anything:yeah, from stores and people, watch the fuck out!
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid:i have done that with many words, including multiple swears
Been in a mosh pit:yeah
Been to a concert:yes
Dated one of your best friends:yeah
Thought of having sex with a friend?:yeah
Loved someone so much it makes you cry:sure
Deceived somebody close to you:no
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?:yes
Broken the law:yeah, i fucking j-walk you faggots
Been to a rodeo:no but i want to hit one of those up
Been on a talk show:no
Been on a game show:no sir, would like to
Been on an airplane:many times
Got to ride on a firetruck:i fucking wish
Came close to dying:no
Cheated on a bf/gf:hell naw
Gave someone a piggy back ride:yeah
Terrorized a babysitter:never had a babysitter
Made a mud pie:god damn right i did, and i would do it again
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff:i don't remember my dreams
Snuck out of the house at night:ummmmm. no, but i helped people do that
Been so drunk you don't remember your name:no
Had an eating disorder:nope
Felt like you didn't belong:yeah sure
Felt like the 3rd wheel:yes
Smoked:yeah
Done drugs:indeed i have
Been arrested:no
Had your tonsils removed:negative
Won a bet:yes, and nate still owes me a dollar
Written a love letter:no, but i should
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love:yeah
Written a love poem:i hate poetry
Kissed in the rain:no, but i should
Slow danced with someone you love:no, but i should
Participated in an orgy:ewwww, that's fucking sick, no
Faked an orgasm:naw
Stolen a kiss:yeah
Asked a friend for relationship advice:no
Had a friend steal your bf/gf:no, and it better not fucking happen
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love:naw
Gotten a speeding ticket:don't speed, it is scary
Done jail time:wouldn't you most likely have to get arrested to do jail time?
Had to wear a uniform to work:never worked before
Won a trophy:no
Thrown up in public:yes, no
Bowled a perfect game:no, but i do need to go bowling soon
Failed/got held back:hell no, im a fucking smart guy
Got perfect attendance in grade school:yeah
Roasted pumpkin seeds:indeed
Taken ballet/karate lessons:judo bitch, be careful
Attempted suicide:nope
Cut yourself:no
The Last Person...
That haunted you?:what the fuck
You wanted to kill?:blondie boy
That you laughed at?:my pops
That laughed at you?:nate
That turned you on?:i wonder
You went shopping with?:nate
That broke your heart?:rose, boohoo
To make you cry?:rose, boohoohoo
To brighten up your day?:my day is always bright
That you thought about?:jason voorhees
You talked to through IM?:devan
You saw?:nate and tyler
Childhood Stuff
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes:no
Did you own Treasure Trolls:fuck yeah and i still got them
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210:no, what kind of child would watch that, a fucked up child that's what kind
Did you play Simon Says:of course
Did you watch Fraggle Rock:yeah,
Did you wet the bed:im sure i have before
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed:i always thought when i turned off the lights that a vampire would attack me when i was little
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them:unfortunately i was not so lucky
Were you shy:yyeah, i still am
Were you spoiled:not really
Were you abused:no
Did you go to the circus:yeah, and that shit rocked
Did you go to the zoo:mmhmmm, yes
Were you in a car accident:no
Did you build snowmen:fuck yeah
Did you cry when you scraped your knee:probably, im a fucking pussy
Were your older cousins mean to you:no
Did you think slinkies were cool:fucking awesome is more like it
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer:they don't?
Were you afraid of the dark:holy shit yes
Did you have slumber parties:no, i had sleepovers, i am not a girl
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy:yeah
Randomness
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?:dana
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?:nobody, my name is better than everybody's
Do you believe in aliens:no i don't
Name three things that are next to your computer:glass of watter, afro pick, and a clothes shaver
Do you have any hidden talents:no
Do you wish MTV would play music videos:no, i love it tha way it is
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be:comedy or horror
What would your movie star name be:some crappy movie name
Do you play any sports:basketball in my free time
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen:i know what you did last summer
What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently:secondhand lions and eurotrip
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen:don't know
Do you drive:sometimes
What is your dream car:'64 impala, or a ford festiva
Do you think your good looking:no
Do others think you are good looking:not in the slightest
Would you ever sky dive:no
Do you believe in Bigfoot:no
How many rooms do you have in your house:seven or eight
Are you afraid of roller coasters:no
Do you have any bad habits:i pick my nose
Do you believe in God:nope
Do you believe in Satan:no
Do you believe there is a heaven:naw
Do you believe there is a hell:shut the fuck up, no
Do you own a pooltable:no, i need one
Do you have a pool:no sir
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen:yeah
Do you like chocolate:yes
Are you confident?:no
What is the fictional character you are most like?:oscar the grouch and cookie monster rolled into one
Where do you think we go when we die?:in the ground or the kiln
Who's on your shit-list?:to many fucking people
Who/what is on your 2003 calendar:i threw that away when it turned 2004 shithead
How many U.S. states have you been to:probably about eighteen
Ever wished on a shooting star:no
Best Halloween costume you ever wore:clown
Do you carry any weapons on you:no, weapons are for pussies
What is your greatest strength and weakness:im a pretty stable person, im quite dependent on other people
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?:i would be tougher, physically, because i feel like a person is going to want to beat my ass in the near future
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?:that most people suck
Name something you can't get enough of:cake and moshing
Describe yourself in 3 adjectives:nice, funny, unsocial
How many kids do you want to have:one or two
Future daughters names:haven't thought that far ahead
Future sons names:see above
What is your ideal way to die:painlessly
How do you release stress:get to a show and let it all go
Do you consider yourself a trendy person:no
Are you an artisitic person:not at all
Are you a realistic person?:i don't really think so
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off:i try to but no
Are you a strong person:no
Are you a strong willed person:no
Who is the last person to e-mail you:some dude from a costume website
Who is the last person to IM you:devan
Do you hate chain e-mails:yes, with a passion
Are you a deep sleeper:not really
Are you a good story teller:no
What do you believe is your best quality:i don't know, my sense of humor
What is your greatest accomplishment:i passed first grade, YAY!
Do you like to burn candles or incense:yeah
Do you have your own credit card:nopers
Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?:keep most of it and buy lots of toys and shit with the rest
Do you have a check book:no
Do you like your drivers licence:yeah, it's fun to laugh at
Do you tan easily:naw
What color is your hair naturally:reddish brown
How many fillings do you have:one or two
How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit:zero
Is the glass half empty or half full:if you are talking about the glass in front of my computer then it is completely empty
Last thing you downloaded:a song
Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?:no
What do you think people think of you:that i am an asshole
Are you a likeable person:no
Do you need therapy:no
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance:no assface
Do you love your bf/gf:yes
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP:wow
End
now who wants to suck my asshole!?